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Chloe Yelena Miller in Greener Pastures Magazine

May 23

Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party

Want to make friends? Don’t say…

Melissa Balmain in Greener Pastures Magazine

Feb 23

Humor

Book and Movie Sequels Coming Soon, Thanks to the Alabama Supreme Court

Kegan Witzki in Greener Pastures Magazine

Feb 8

Humor

The Stork Who Delivers Babies Wants To Give “The Talk”

Dr. Folklore’s Dating…

John Sandbach in Greener Pastures Magazine

Feb 23, 2023

Humor

It’s a Tramp “Postage” Stamp Tattoo

Mommy and Daddy explain the meaning behind…

Tyler Gooch in Greener Pastures Magazine

Feb 2, 2023

Humor

Hush Little Baby, Don’t Say A Word, We’re Here From CPS About The Mockingbird

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Emma Kantor in Greener Pastures Magazine

Jan 31, 2023

Humor

Keepsake Book for Your Angsty Teen’s Milestones

As If You Could Forget the Worst…

Liz Lydic in Greener Pastures Magazine

Jan 11, 2023

Humor

I am a Six-Year-Old Boy, and I’m Getting the Feeling My Parents Are Making Fun of My Art

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Kegan Witzki in Greener Pastures Magazine

Apr 21, 2022

Humor

The Baby from “Rock-A-Bye Baby” is All Grown Up and Freaking Out About Having a Baby

Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (Number 70)

Rachel Deutsch in Greener Pastures Magazine

Feb 12, 2022

Humor

More Than a Mom

Sometimes “best friends” is just a better way of describing your…

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Doug Kolic in Greener Pastures Magazine

Feb 3, 2022

Humor

Parents, Stop Complaining About School Closures and Simply Hire Another Nanny

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