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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Lewis Helfand
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 27
Humor
Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat
Recluse Cat or Needy…
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Lewis Helfand
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Aug 20
Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???
Either way…you cannot has cheeseburger.
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Thomas Riley
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 29
Humor
An Overheard Conversation With Your Ungrateful Cat
After all you’ve done for him…
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Leslie Diana
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 21, 2023
Humor
Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?
Or mine, for that matter
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Paul Lander
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Mar 8, 2023
Cartoons
Cat-tastrophes
Cat whisperer in Aisle Three! CAT WHISPERER IN AISLE THREE!!!
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Paul Lander
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 19, 2023
CARTOON
Is It Someone I Ate?
Getting in touch with your inner kitten
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Paul Lander
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Sep 14, 2022
Cartoon
The New Kit In Town
It Comes With Benefits
Written by: Paul Lander
Artist: Dan McConnell
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Rich Taylor
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jul 4, 2022
Humor
A Petition Demanding Change from Canines Against Fireworks & Explosions (CAFÉ)
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Paul Lander
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Apr 1, 2022
Humor
Man Bites Dog
Some people will do anything to get on the news
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Meg Reid
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Jan 19, 2022
Humor
The Pope Asks God to Reassign Betty White to Hell for Having Pets But Not Kids
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