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Greener Pastures Magazine
Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Meg Reid
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Jul 22
How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?
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Emily Cerrito
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Jul 11
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again.
I am eternally in crisis
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Pete Z
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May 21
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
The President’s Dog Delivers Biting Remarks
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Ross Rosenfeld
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Jan 30
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How Global Warming Affects Me, Wealthy White Man
Countenancing the horrors of…
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James Klein
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Sep 22, 2023
Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots
The only thing that stops a bad…
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Rich Taylor
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Aug 3, 2023
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Additional Things Jason Aldean Advises Against Trying in a Small Town
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Andrew Rodwin
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Jul 6, 2023
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I, Sauron the Terrible, Necromancer, Mist of Fear, and Lord of the Rings, Declare My GOP…
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Rich Taylor
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 16, 2023
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Join the Gas Range Association Today!
A membership letter from the newly formed…
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Kate Anderson
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Nov 12, 2022
Humor
Rejected Water-Themed Headlines About the Red Wave That Did Not Come to Pass
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Connor Adams
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Nov 8, 2022
Humor
I, The Democratic Party, am Stuck in A Trolls Lair and Need $5 Immediately to Escape
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