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Greener Pastures is a comedy and satire site run by a bunch of writers obsessed with out-writing, out-joking and out-funnying each other.
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Valentines Day
Natalia Kaye
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 14, 2023
Humor
I, ChatGPT, Cannot Handle Writing Another Fucking Valentine’s Day Card
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Jim Kuenzer
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 14, 2023
Humor
How to Improve Your Chances at Finding Love with the Bagpipes
A classic…
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Melissa Balmain
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 7, 2023
Humor
What Does Your Partner Really Want for Valentine’s Day?
All the answers you need…
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Becky Brinkerhoff
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 14, 2022
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I Am Your Anti-Capitalist Girlfriend and if I Don’t Get the Frog Squishmallow This Valentine’s
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Kari GE Johnson
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 14, 2022
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How to Buy Flowers on Valentine’s Day While Preserving Your Immortal Straight Male Identity
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Emily Knapp
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 12, 2022
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Why I’m Celebrating National Ferris Wheel Day Instead of Valentine’s Day
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Susan Sassi
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 15, 2021
HUMOR
Fuck Valentine’s Day! It’s Candy Clearance Day!
The superior holiday for adults…
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Elizabeth Simone
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 12, 2021
Humor
Dear Valentine’s Day: Bring It On
I’ve Got Chocolate War Paint Under My Eyes And…
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Gila Pfeffer
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Greener Pastures Magazine
Feb 12, 2021
HUMOR
“This Valentine’s Day, Give Her Your Actual Heart!” Urges Organ Donor Association
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