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How To See The Glass Half Full In 13 Steps

How To See The Glass Half Full In 13 Steps

In under five minutes. It also involves a raccoon. And no bad luck.

Nov 6

Future Arguments of the Trump Campaign

Future Arguments of the Trump Campaign

Because we know this isn´t going to be an easy one

Gunnar Birgisson

Nov 5

Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party

Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party

One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an…

Nov 4

The GOP’s New Last-Minute Slogan for the 2024 Election: “Make the Middle Ages Great Again” (MMAGA)

The GOP’s New Last-Minute Slogan for the 2024 Election: “Make the Middle Ages Great Again” (MMAGA)

Let’s protect America’s heritage by getting medieval!

Nov 4

McDonald’s DOs and DON’Ts for Billionaires Working the Fries and Only the Fries

McDonald’s DOs and DON’Ts for Billionaires Working the Fries and Only the Fries

DO NOT say “Welcome to McDonald’s!” There are other people to do it for you.

Oct 24

Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat

Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat

Recluse Cat or Needy Human?

Sep 27

Dear Attractive Young Waitress…

Dear Attractive Young Waitress…

I caught you looking over at me

Sep 20

We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War

We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War

But at Least Our Queen is Hot

Gunnar Birgisson

Sep 18

Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace

Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace

Desperately seeking industrial-strength spot remover.

Sep 17

A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker

A Day In The Life of My Handsome, Tortured Stalker

Because predation is chill when it’s at the hands of someone sexy

Sep 13

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