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14 Ways to Relieve Your Social Anxiety at a House Party
14 Ways to Relieve Your Social Anxiety at a House Party
Light a Candle. Then use it to set the drapes on fire.
Justin Courter
Nov 8
Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide
Stop-and-Chat Survival Guide
Social interactions can strike when you least expect them!
James Klein
Nov 7
How To See The Glass Half Full In 13 Steps
How To See The Glass Half Full In 13 Steps
In under five minutes. It also involves a raccoon. And no bad luck.
Andreea Tanase
Nov 6
Future Arguments of the Trump Campaign
Future Arguments of the Trump Campaign
Because we know this isn´t going to be an easy one
Gunnar Birgisson
Nov 5
Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party
Planning An Undecided Voter’s Political Identity Reveal Party
One of the highlights of being an undecided voter is announcing if you’re going to vote Democrat or Republican (or third-party!) in an…
Saba Khonsari
Nov 4
The GOP’s New Last-Minute Slogan for the 2024 Election: “Make the Middle Ages Great Again” (MMAGA)
The GOP’s New Last-Minute Slogan for the 2024 Election: “Make the Middle Ages Great Again” (MMAGA)
Let’s protect America’s heritage by getting medieval!
Mary Flannery
Nov 4
McDonald’s DOs and DON’Ts for Billionaires Working the Fries and Only the Fries
McDonald’s DOs and DON’Ts for Billionaires Working the Fries and Only the Fries
DO NOT say “Welcome to McDonald’s!” There are other people to do it for you.
Cassie Soliday
Oct 24
Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat
Daily Log of the Anxious-Avoidant Relationship with My Cat
Recluse Cat or Needy Human?
Lewis Helfand
Sep 27
Dear Attractive Young Waitress…
Dear Attractive Young Waitress…
I caught you looking over at me
David Allsopp
Sep 20
We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War
We Are But Pawns in this Pointless Game of War
But at Least Our Queen is Hot
Gunnar Birgisson
Sep 18
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