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  • A Note To The Person Who Parked Right Next To Me In An Empty Parking Lot

    A Note To The Person Who Parked Right Next To Me In An Empty Parking Lot

    Really, I’m flattered, but get away from me.
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    Bev Potter
    Jan 22
    Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Gods (№8)

    Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Gods (№8)

    Una & Fionn MacCool (Giant’s Causeway)
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    Kegan Witzki
    Jan 21
    Two-Year-Old Brooklyn Baby or Confederate Army Soldier?

    Two-Year-Old Brooklyn Baby or Confederate Army Soldier?

    Gettysburg or Williamsburg?
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    Elizabeth Simone
    Jan 20
    Hey, I’m The Guy Who Came Up With Half Bathrooms, And I Have More

    Hey, I’m The Guy Who Came Up With Half Bathrooms, And I Have More

    You “Half” Heard Nothing Yet!
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    Calder Holbrook
    Jan 19
    Eulogy for Melania Trump’s Be Best Campaign

    Eulogy for Melania Trump’s Be Best Campaign

    My fellow Republican women, we are gathered here today to say farewell to my dearly departed Be Best campaign.
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    Lauren LoGiudice
    Jan 18
    2021 Body

    2021 Body

    Exercise the parts people can see!
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    Cassie Soliday
    Jan 16
    The Masked Musician

    The Masked Musician

    Corona in E Flat
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    Brendan O'Brien
    Jan 15
    Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№7)

    Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice for Mythical Folks (№7)

    The Cowherd and the Weaver
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    Kegan Witzki
    Jan 14
    My Refusal to Concede the Little League Championship has Nothing to Do with the Field Being…

    My Refusal to Concede the Little League Championship has Nothing to Do with the Field Being…

    Who could’ve seen this happening?
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    Michael Leonetti
    Jan 13
    FAQ for Parler Patriots: What Our Dis-Invite Means for You

    FAQ for Parler Patriots: What Our Dis-Invite Means for You

    Amazon notified Parler that it would be cutting off the social network favored by conservatives and extremists from its cloud hosting…
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    Lucie Frost
    Jan 12
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