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The 7 Stages of Grief Porn
The 7 Stages of Grief Porn
What happens when you break your smartphone and can’t exploit a tragedy
Doug Kolic
Jun 24
We’re Making Big Upgrades to Our One-Star-Rated Airbnb!
We’re Making Big Upgrades to Our One-Star-Rated Airbnb!
We’ve Read the Reviews & Changes Have Checked In
Rich Taylor
Jun 23
I Think Best When I’m Nude with an Open Bath Robe
I Think Best When I’m Nude with an Open Bath Robe
The Naked Assassin — Part 5
Scott Kremer
Jun 21
Extra-Extra, Love is Love is Love
Extra-Extra, Love is Love is Love
Magic Monday — Celebrating Our Favorite Online Satire Pieces (Week of June 13th 2022)
Kegan Witzki
Jun 20
A Guided Tour of the Human Discovery Exhibit
A Guided Tour of the Human Discovery Exhibit
All About Antkind’s Favorite Extinct Species
Heather Talty
Jun 17
Loki Wants His Stallion Baby Daddy Back
Loki Wants His Stallion Baby Daddy Back
Dr. Folklore’s Dating Advice For Mythical Folks (Number 76)
Kegan Witzki
Jun 16
My Household Chimpanzees Are Going to Look Adorable When They Rip My Face Off
My Household Chimpanzees Are Going to Look Adorable When They Rip My Face Off
My Money, My Choice
Casey Smith
Jun 15
Only Real (Suspicious) Gentlemen Drink Spritzers
Only Real (Suspicious) Gentlemen Drink Spritzers
The Naked Assassin — Part 4
Scott Kremer
Jun 14
Pride in Comedy, Love, and Birthdays (No One’s Birthday in Particular… *cough* Kegan *cough*)
Pride in Comedy, Love, and Birthdays (No One’s Birthday in Particular… *cough* Kegan *cough*)
Magic Monday — Celebrating Our Favorite Online Satire Pieces (Week of June 6th)
Kegan Witzki
Jun 13
A Plea from Your Tiki Torch Under the Shed
A Plea from Your Tiki Torch Under the Shed
Can’t we go back to the ole days before Neo-Nazi’s?
Ryan Coleman
Jun 10
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