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Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Want to make friends? Don’t say these things.
Chloe Yelena Miller
May 23
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
The President’s Dog Delivers Biting Remarks
Pete Z
May 21
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
What’s not to love about dunking your body into frigid water?
Viktoria Shulevich
May 16
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
We will chuckle about this later, I am sure!
Heather Talty
May 14
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Every American’s worst nightmare, next to being an audience member at a game show taping
Emily Cerrito
May 9
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Relax, this may take a while.
Mark Ifanson
May 7
Cathartic Curses for Everyone Who Annoys You on Monday Morning
Cathartic Curses for Everyone Who Annoys You on Monday Morning
Vengeance shall be yours!!
Mary Flannery
May 6
Aging House Cat or Spouse of 20+ Years?
Aging House Cat or Spouse of 20+ Years?
When they blend into the furniture, you have to ask yourself…
Mickey Hadick
May 2
In the Words of Glennon Doyle, Let’s Untame Ourselves of Societal Expectations About How and When…
In the Words of Glennon Doyle, Let’s Untame Ourselves of Societal Expectations About How and When…
Please join me in this call to action
Meg Scanlon
Apr 30
A Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal Earth
A Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal Earth
We both may be doomed.
Julia Giantomasi
Apr 29
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