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New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
New Classes to Prepare You for the Future Dystopian Hellscape Job Market
Everyone can be an above-average earner (if they survive the fall)
Karl Lykken
May 30
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Insomnia Thoughts I’d Like To Have
Could Thoughts like these Please Visit Me While I‘m Wide-Awake in Bed at 3 am
Gunnar Birgisson
May 28
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Bad Conversation Starters for Other Parents at a Kid’s Birthday Party
Want to make friends? Don’t say these things.
Chloe Yelena Miller
May 23
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
Major Biden Refuses To Endorse Joe Biden
The President’s Dog Delivers Biting Remarks
Pete Z
May 21
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
How I Got Into Cold Plunging, Incrementally
What’s not to love about dunking your body into frigid water?
Viktoria Shulevich
May 16
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
Have No Fear, Angry Mob, I’m No Werewolf — I’m a Werewoof
We will chuckle about this later, I am sure!
Heather Talty
May 14
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Every American’s worst nightmare, next to being an audience member at a game show taping
Emily Cerrito
May 9
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Relax, this may take a while.
Mark Ifanson
May 7
Cathartic Curses for Everyone Who Annoys You on Monday Morning
Cathartic Curses for Everyone Who Annoys You on Monday Morning
Vengeance shall be yours!!
Mary Flannery
May 6
Aging House Cat or Spouse of 20+ Years?
Aging House Cat or Spouse of 20+ Years?
When they blend into the furniture, you have to ask yourself…
Mickey Hadick
May 2
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