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7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly
7 Words You Probably Aren’t Using Correctly
Consider yourself beworn
AJ Havens
Aug 22
Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???
Housecat or Just Your Sh##ty Roommate???
Either way…you cannot has cheeseburger.
Lewis Helfand
Aug 20
I am a Robot and I Can Totally Tell Which of These Images Have Cars in Them
I am a Robot and I Can Totally Tell Which of These Images Have Cars in Them
I am un-captcha-able
Delaney Gibbons
Aug 19
How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?
How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day?
A white, male, lone gunman with an AR-15 assault rifle carried out a mass shooting, killing one and injuring at least three others, last…
Meg Reid
Jul 22
The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary
The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary
Truly those were dark days….
Mary Flannery
Jul 16
Black Hole
Black Hole
Challenge accepted!
Cassie Soliday
Jul 13
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again.
I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again.
I am eternally in crisis
Emily Cerrito
Jul 11
A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap
A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap
We have a problem…
Brian Buseck
Jul 9
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture
More unsubstantiated claims from a desperate upholstery industry.
Joe Sanders
Jul 3
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story
A six-inch banana is all a woman needs
Kristine Laco
Jul 2
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