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An Afternoon Assignment as an Undertaker
An Afternoon Assignment as an Undertaker
Who is Pam?
Dan K.
Mar 29
15 Signs They Aren’t Right For You (According To Pop Songs)
15 Signs They Aren’t Right For You (According To Pop Songs)
You just can get them out of your head. And it’s, like, a total non issue.
Amy Greenlee
Mar 28
What You Said and How My Anxiety Blew It Up: Non-Binary Edition
What You Said and How My Anxiety Blew It Up: Non-Binary Edition
What you said: “Woo! Girls night!!” My anxiety: “You have no friends.”
Cassie Soliday
Mar 27
Journey to Egypt: A One Day Rip-Roaring Adventure of the Mysteries, Wonder, and Legendary Diarrhea
Journey to Egypt: A One Day Rip-Roaring Adventure of the Mysteries, Wonder, and Legendary Diarrhea
Americans are famous for being giant walking assholes. Now you’ll really feel like one!
Lindsey Lanpher
Mar 26
A Pungent Plunge Into Trader Joe’s Oats & Seeds Non-Dairy Beverage
A Pungent Plunge Into Trader Joe’s Oats & Seeds Non-Dairy Beverage
My palate is overwhelmed by a cacophony of flavors, the most pronounced of which is “stale seeds.”
Viktoria Shulevich
Mar 13
Every Online Review for a Perfectly Fine Blanket
Every Online Review for a Perfectly Fine Blanket
Haven’t used it, so couldn’t possibly comment, and yet here I am. 2 stars.
Stephanie
Mar 12
Magic Monday — Homebody Style!
Magic Monday — Homebody Style!
This week we’re celebrating some of our favorite satire pieces of our own!
Amy Currul
Mar 11
Other Things Cereal Can Replace to Combat the Crippling Effects of Inflation
Other Things Cereal Can Replace to Combat the Crippling Effects of Inflation
Give your debilitating anxiety about what you’re going to do in case of a recession the night off
Rachel Marsh
Mar 8
Top 10 More Accurate Names for International Women’s Day
Top 10 More Accurate Names for International Women’s Day
What March 8 is really all about
Mary Flannery
Mar 8
MISSING: Ski Bro Culture
MISSING: Ski Bro Culture
Case Number: U-DNT-MATTER-69
Emily Knapp
Mar 8
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