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Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Is This Production Team Just Sloppy, or Is There an Active Shooter Outside?
Every American’s worst nightmare, next to being an audience member at a game show taping
Emily Cerrito
May 9
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Editorial Staff at Major Literary Publication Announces New In-Person Submission Policy
Relax, this may take a while.
Mark Ifanson
May 7
Cathartic Curses for Everyone Who Annoys You on Monday Morning
Cathartic Curses for Everyone Who Annoys You on Monday Morning
Vengeance shall be yours!!
Mary Flannery
May 6
Aging House Cat or Spouse of 20+ Years?
Aging House Cat or Spouse of 20+ Years?
When they blend into the furniture, you have to ask yourself…
Mickey Hadick
May 2
In the Words of Glennon Doyle, Let’s Untame Ourselves of Societal Expectations About How and When…
In the Words of Glennon Doyle, Let’s Untame Ourselves of Societal Expectations About How and When…
Please join me in this call to action
Meg Scanlon
Apr 30
A Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal Earth
A Skincare Convo with My Gal Pal Earth
We both may be doomed.
Julia Giantomasi
Apr 29
Dear College, I’d Actually Like a Donation from You
Dear College, I’d Actually Like a Donation from You
This ambitious Giving Back 2024 initiative is focused on enhancing the ex-student experience in a way that will greatly benefit me.
Gunnar Birgisson
Apr 25
Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican
Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican
We believe all dogs deserve a loving home. Even conservative ones.
Kara Panzer
Apr 23
You Call That Art? My Six Year-Old Kid Could Critique Art Culture More Trenchantly Than That!
You Call That Art? My Six Year-Old Kid Could Critique Art Culture More Trenchantly Than That!
You call that art? You’re gonna show me this and you’re gonna look me in the eyes and tell me you think you’re some kinda artist? Lemme…
Lillieefranks
Apr 18
Shaving Pains
Shaving Pains
Samuel Swap
Apr 17
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