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The Best Places to Cry at a Baby Shower After You Find Out You Can’t Conceive
The Best Places to Cry at a Baby Shower After You Find Out You Can’t Conceive
A infertile woman’s guide to not letting her feelings ruin her friend’s good news
Julia Wolov
Dec 13
Your Singlehood is Appalling and Tragic. Fix It Before Christmas.
Your Singlehood is Appalling and Tragic. Fix It Before Christmas.
What a single girl has to do to secure a nagging-free holiday
Just Norah
Dec 13
The Time Has Come to Tell My Son He’s Adopted and Also a Grizzly Bear
The Time Has Come to Tell My Son He’s Adopted and Also a Grizzly Bear
“I know this may come as a surprise, but it’s true.”
Aaron Chown
Dec 12
Personalized Gift Guide — Uniquely Terrible Gift Ideas
Personalized Gift Guide — Uniquely Terrible Gift Ideas
Gifts that give nothing
Stephanie Redmond
Dec 10
FAQs for the Poor Soul Who Must Find Their CEO a Secret Santa Gift
FAQs for the Poor Soul Who Must Find Their CEO a Secret Santa Gift
Should I clear my desk now or do I need to go to this office party?
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Dec 10
Passive Aggressive Holiday Cards I Wish I Could Send
Passive Aggressive Holiday Cards I Wish I Could Send
The art of using the Christmas spirit to hide what you really mean
Ruth Fish
Dec 9
When Your Family Finds Out They’re the Muse for Your Satire
When Your Family Finds Out They’re the Muse for Your Satire
The characters finally discover the character assassination.
Just Norah
Dec 6
Introducing the New Food Pyramid
Introducing the New Food Pyramid
FDA-Certified For 2025–2028
Caleb Coy
Dec 5
I’m a Very Mindful Person Who Just Happens to Plot Revenge During Meditation
I’m a Very Mindful Person Who Just Happens to Plot Revenge During M...
Finding inner peace through elaborate schemes of karmic justice
Srini
Dec 4
Christmas Badges You’ll Probably Deserve This Year
Christmas Badges You’ll Probably Deserve This Year
Because you should be awarded for all the work you do to make the holidays special
Kyrie Gray
Dec 3
Shocking Takeaways From Rudolph The Reindeer’s Tell-All Memoir
Shocking Takeaways From Rudolph The Reindeer’s Tell-All Memoir
Stephanie Redmond
Dec 2
Things to Finally Get Rid of When Packing for a Move
Things to Finally Get Rid of When Packing for a Move
If you didn’t use it here, you won’t use it there
Amarie Skrzyp
Nov 29
FAQs About That One Hair on My Chin
FAQs About That One Hair on My Chin
Inquiring minds want to know
Jennifer Haubrich
Nov 28
Welcome to the Nonrefundable Romantic Getaway You Booked Months Ago Before Getting Dumped
Welcome to the Nonrefundable Romantic Getaway You Booked Months Ago...
All’s fair in love and AirBNB cancellation policies…
Natasha Dumas
Nov 27
The Motion-Activated Faucet in the Office Bathroom Is Creating a Toxic Work Environment
The Motion-Activated Faucet in the Office Bathroom Is Creating a To...
It clearly has an agenda!
Andrew Knott
Nov 26
The Company Outing You’ve Been Dreading — Oops, I Mean Excited About
The Company Outing You’ve Been Dreading — Oops, I Mean Excited About
Because what screams corporate harmony louder than forced camaraderie?
Just Norah
Nov 25
These Movie Ideas are Too Dark for Our Young Demographic
These Movie Ideas are Too Dark for Our Young Demographic
“Maybe instead of the voice of God Joan of Arc can have adorable talking birds?”
Kyrie Gray
Nov 22
Minecraft as Narrated by Cormac McCarthy
Minecraft as Narrated by Cormac McCarthy
No country for old Java editions
Caleb Coy
Nov 21
Kirkus Book Reviews of Thanksgiving
Kirkus Book Reviews of Thanksgiving
“Five stars, I tore through it in one sitting.”
Kate Brennan
Nov 20
Of Course I Can Cut the Line, It’s a Matter of National Security
Of Course I Can Cut the Line, It’s a Matter of National Security
I’m on a mission that will save this country, but coffee first
Aaron Chown
Nov 19
Dogs Vs Children: A Parent’s Guide to Determining Which is Right for You
Dogs Vs Children: A Parent’s Guide to Determining Which is Right fo...
They’re practically the same animal, except for a few subtle differences
Amarie Skrzyp
Nov 18
The Real Victim of the Car Rental Lady in “Planes, Trains & Automobile” Speaks Out
The Real Victim of the Car Rental Lady in “Planes, Trains & Automob...
Spare a thought for me, the Marathon Car Rental lady's Sister
Anna Pook
Nov 15
How to Write Your Children’s Book as If You Were Running a Startup
How to Write Your Children’s Book as If You Were Running a Startup
It’s Time to Disrupt the Children’s Book Industry
Kyrie Gray
Nov 14
The New Yorker’s Interview with Author, God
The New Yorker’s Interview with Author, God
Exclusive conversation with the best-selling writer of all time
Andy Schocket
Nov 13
10 Golden Rules for Social Media, From Your Repressed PR Staff
10 Golden Rules for Social Media, From Your Repressed PR Staff
How to avoid getting sued, cancelled, or flagged for online indecency ever again.
Just Norah
Nov 12
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