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I’m The Red Flag and I Can’t Believe How Far I’ve Fallen

I’m The Red Flag and I Can’t Believe How Far I’ve Fallen

My reputation has crumbled
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Lily Meyer
Discover if you are actually Narcissus (no that’s not a typo)

Discover if you are actually Narcissus (no that’s not a typo)

Humor from the past week
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Kyrie Gray
Are You a Narcissist or Narcissus?

Are You a Narcissist or Narcissus?

Find out in 5 minutes with this simple quiz
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Mary DeVries
How I Maintain My Beach Body

How I Maintain My Beach Body

A comic
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David B. Clear
Cards I Wish I Could Give to New Parents

Cards I Wish I Could Give to New Parents

Congratulations! He’s the spitting image of your grandfather.
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Alice H. Lahoda
Didst Thou Receive My Last Email?

Didst Thou Receive My Last Email?

“How long hath it gone unopened? Let me count the days.”
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Evan Wildstein
Our Doggie Chew Toy Newspaper Business is Struggling to Survive

Our Doggie Chew Toy Newspaper Business is Struggling to Survive

Conditions are extremely difficult: dare I say it, ruff
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Calder Holbrook
Some Do’s and Don’ts to Remember When Submitting Your Humor Writing

Some Do’s and Don’ts to Remember When Submitting Your Humor Writing

How to make your potential editor upset
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Kyrie Gray
How Some People Think Creatives Get Their Ideas

How Some People Think Creatives Get Their Ideas

It’s very different from reality
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Kyrie Gray
Do you put away your shopping cart or are you a monster?

Do you put away your shopping cart or are you a monster?

Humor from the past week
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Kyrie Gray
We Regret to Inform You That the English Department Has Run Out of Turtlenecks

We Regret to Inform You That the English Department Has Run Out of ...

We’re here to support you during this difficult time in any way we can, except by giving you our emergency turtlenecks
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Cailin Jeffers
10 Possible Reasons Why You Chose to Abandon Your Shopping Cart in the Middle of the Parking Lot

10 Possible Reasons Why You Chose to Abandon Your Shopping Cart in ...

There has to be a reason after all
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Kyrie Gray
This Book is Dedicated to Whatever I End Up Writing About

This Book is Dedicated to Whatever I End Up Writing About

You will find that putting the cart before the horse works for this writer
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Calder Holbrook
How I Almost Died From Overwork

How I Almost Died From Overwork

A comic
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David B. Clear
The 5 Worst Presidential Pick Up Lines

The 5 Worst Presidential Pick Up Lines

Some presidents have a way with words, but not all the time
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Kyrie Gray
Best Apps for Your Date Night When You’re Stuck at Home

Best Apps for Your Date Night When You’re Stuck at Home

Technology is there for your relationship needs
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Kyrie Gray
New Atari Games For Modern Times

New Atari Games For Modern Times

After four decades, it’s time for a refresh
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Lynn I. Hsu
You’re not imagining it, your white carpet hates you

You’re not imagining it, your white carpet hates you

Humorous stories from the past week
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Kyrie Gray
Valentines Through the Ages

Valentines Through the Ages

Viking Ship or Spaceship, Love is Love
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Cindy Shore Smith
We Are Your Alarm Apps and This is an Intervention

We Are Your Alarm Apps and This is an Intervention

No, mastering corpse pose does not make you “something of a yogi”
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Emma Clarke
Some Realistic Valentine’s Day Cards

Some Realistic Valentine’s Day Cards

Send love the inexpensive way, since you’ve been furloughed since May
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Susan Sassi
Hello, I’m the White Carpet in Your Apartment

Hello, I’m the White Carpet in Your Apartment

And I’m perfectly designed to keep you from getting your security deposit back
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Kyrie Gray
Popular Children’s Books Rewritten by Sigmund Freud

Popular Children’s Books Rewritten by Sigmund Freud

The father of psychoanalysis gives parents books that are both educational and disturbing
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David Sandwich
Finally! Some Movies That Combine Classic Action and Classic Romance

Finally! Some Movies That Combine Classic Action and Classic Romance

Wuthering Predator is the date movie we all need this Valentine’s Day
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David Martin
How to Tell If You Are in a Simulation

How to Tell If You Are in a Simulation

It’s easier than you think
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Calder Holbrook
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