#smashtag: A Geek’s Guide to Roller Derby Names 

Adventures in Cambodian Bathrooms

Sanitary Habits the First World Should Implement

I Am Responsible for Darren Aronofsky’s Fame

By DAN COHEN

Secrets of a Dorm Room Janitor

A Desperate Story From the College Years

Why You Should Consider Becoming A Robot

A Fake Advertisement From The Future

You Suck. Please Advise.

That phrase has to die.

I hate please advise with a passion that rivals my first grade hatred of the word explain. Specifically, I hated it when it was in a math word problem. You’d read something like:

Some Job Titles Decoded — Advice for Job Hunters

…a list of titles and words from the world of the office that you should not take at face value…

My Addiction: Coke Zero

Could I Give it Up? Do I want To?

You can take the boy out of Brooklyn…But you can’t take Brooklyn out of the boy.

15 Reasons You’ll…

Questioning Travel Truisms

Offering alternative truthiness.

You Won’t Eat at McDonald’s