Autumn

What The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate

“So I go to the playground and I take this…

Help: This Little Shit Done Stole My Pumpkins!

That Teutonic terror is ruining my dang harvest!

If You Love Autumn, This Scarecrow Strip Club Is For You!

We Apologize For Hiring A Sociopathic Genius To Design The Harvest Festival’s Corn Maze

I’m A Leaf, And When You Die, I’m Going To Enjoy Watching You Turn Colors!

Replies To Yelp Reviews Of My Hedge Maze

I’m begging you all, please stop spoiling the maze for others.

A Meet-Cute With Mr. Fall

Mr. Fall is strikingly handsome and almost always wearing a J. Crew flannel, Filson overcoat, and L.L.Bean duck…