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Breakups
Alex Baia
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Slackjaw
Sep 6
I’m Breaking Up With You Because You Don’t Have iMessage
Every time I see one of those sickly green…
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27 responses
Alex Baia
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Jun 24
He Was Perfect Except He Owned A Jurassic Park Car
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1.6K
24 responses
Amy Currul
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May 7
Humor
Classic Literary Breakups I’d Like To Have (So I Can Write About Them)
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385
3 responses
Luke Strom
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Feb 13
Goodbye, My Pet Fly
This is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but with a buzz
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201
1 response
David Henne
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May 27, 2022
Once You Brave The 5 Hottest Hot Sauces Of 2022, Diane Will Surely Take You Back
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183
1 response
Nick Brigis
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Mar 28, 2022
My Girlfriend Left Me For A Dress With Pockets
I feel like a Taylor Swift lyric who became a real boy.
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212
1 response
Kelly Shanley
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Dec 9, 2021
FOR LOVE OR PEANUT BUTTER
A Text Message Essay From A 42-Year-Old Man
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1.1K
16 responses
Kelly Shanley
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Nov 16, 2021
FOR LOVE OR PEANUT BUTTER
Breaking Up Is Hard To Text
“I’m just not as into puns as you…
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470
Nat Hrvatin
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Sep 6, 2021
QUIZ: Text From Your Ex Or Expired Streaming Service Subscription Email?
There is no time like the…
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706
3 responses
Nat Hrvatin
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Slackjaw
Apr 23, 2021
Tallying The Scrabble Point Value Of Your Break-Up Explanation
TOXIC
is worth 14 points.
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387