Future

Advice To My Future Self From My Present Self

First of all, congratulations on becoming a…

In The Metaverse, We’re Building A Better Fake World

Welcome to the future.

I’m iCloud’s “Featured Photos,” Just Poppin’ Up Again To Break Your Little Heart

Hey, looks like…

Trader Joe’s Must Apologize For Not Being Inclusive of People Who Are Not Named Joe

The Year Is 2050, And Former President Donald Trump Is Still Hiding Somewhere In The White House

HUMOR

What The Description On The Back Of Chip Bags Would Say If There Were More Room

I Am Your Genie And Here Is How I Will Screw Up Your Wish

“I wish I could find love.”

Follow Up Emails About My Psychic Reading

I need clarification.

It’s 2020! We Should Have ____

2020 Sounds So Futuristic, So Why Are We Not In The Future?

What To Expect In 2019

According to my crystal ball