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Slackjaw
Medium humor. Large laughs.
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Lori Sibal Peck
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Jun 16
I Am The Crushed CLIF Bar At The Bottom Of Your Purse
Please release me from this torturous hellscape
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171
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Amy Greenlee
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Oct 30, 2023
A Playroom Of One’s Own
“A child must have many LEGOs.”
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370
Ruyi Wen
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Sep 26, 2023
Hardball Negotiations With The Tooth Fairy
Hey, kid. I see that baby cuspid under your pillow. The copy of
Llama Llama Loose
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316
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Rochelle E. Fisher
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May 14, 2023
I’m Planning You The Best Mother’s Day Ever, But I Need You To Be Super Involved
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Lisa Cowan
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Mar 16, 2023
Quiz: Who Is More Irritated By My Kid Screaming On This Plane — You Or Me?
Keep repressing that…
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636
5 responses
Marygjacobs
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Feb 18, 2023
I’m An Orthodontist, And Believe Me, Your Kid’s Mouth Is Completely Jacked Up
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500
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Devin Wallace
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Feb 17, 2023
Non-Disclosure Agreement For My Sleepover
Ironclad rules regarding your time at my house
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104
Rochelle E. Fisher
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Nov 23, 2022
The Perfect Time To Recount My Daughter’s Birth Story In Gory Detail Is While You’re Racing Against The Clock Trying…
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951
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Lily Hirsch
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Jun 28, 2022
Sorry, Kids: Summer Vacation Does Not Mean You Get To Stop Using Your Brain, Eating Vegetables, Or Bathing.
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100
Alex Baia
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Apr 13, 2022
You Look Weak My Dear Boy! We Must Feed You These 9 Suppers At Once!
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513
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