Letters

Open Letter From The Dogs Of New York City

“Enough with loud noises please.”

Dear Unrequited (Nearly-Recycled) The New Yorker:

Dear Ladies: As A Man, It’s My Duty To Tell You How To Conduct Yourselves In Public

The Jeffrey Epstein-Noam Chomsky Emails

A beaver, a sex fiend, and a professor walk into MIT

Mom And Dad, I’m Gray

The eighth color of the rainbow.

An Open Letter To The Silver-Tongued Stranger From Poughkeepsie, New York

This Important-Looking Letter Will Remain On My Kitchen Table Till I Die

If it were really important…

Letters Of The Alphabet, Renamed With The Same Logic As The Letter W

A 26-Year-Old Muggle’s Reply To His 15-Years-Late Hogwarts Admission Letter

When the magic world meets…

A Letter To My 15-Year-Old Self From My 25-Year-Old Self From The Perspective Of My Imagined 65-Year-Old Self Written By Me, A 43-Year-Old