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Amazon Hates It When You Do This

But they can’t stop you

Apology Letter From a Piranha to His Piranha Buddy Who He Accidentally Bit Last Tuesday at Lunch

Reasons My Mom Left My Name Out Of The Amazon Password

#1: She forgot

Amazon’s Server Went Down And Now My Smart Toilet Won’t Flush

And my home security system is feeling…

How To Be A Billionaire And Live Forever

A Halloween guide to the Undead and their whole deal

Don’t Ruin My Life, Elizabeth Warren!

My reasons for not wanting the government to break up Amazon are…

GENERAL ABSURDITIES

The KPD Amazon Issue - A Thrillerous Story With No Dead Body

How to waste your time and money

It’s Better Than Christmas. It’s Amazon Prime.

How To Buy a New Mother-in-Law on Amazon.

There is nothing you can’t get online. From Uber Eats to your next pair of dentures…

Amazon Layoffs? Nooooo, Help Us All!

Amazon announced today that it would be laying off an additional 9,000 employees, including…