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Sep 30
Scientists: We Walk Upright In Order To Punch Each Other Harder
The human race is not what you think…
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Sep 23
Tuesday Sermon
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary…
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Sep 11
SUPER GROSS ANATOMY
10th Grade Biology Curriculum: Dissecting Frogs & Giving Sex Changes
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Apr 16
Wednesday Sermon
Scientists: You Are An Ape
No wonder your room is such a mess!
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Feb 11
Scientists: You Evolved From A Slug
So why do you act so self-important?
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Apr 25, 2023
SCIENCE?
Man Cloned from Tainted DNA Sample Excels at Multitasking Thanks to Tentacles
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Jul 7, 2022
Thursday Sermon
Scientists: Tiny Monsters Are Having Sex On Your Face
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Jun 11, 2021
Super Man is Not Real — Nor are Super Foods, You Dumbass!
Don’t believe the hype about acai…
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Sergey Bloom
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Dec 26, 2019
The Age Of Biohacking
When biological life forms hack you into smaller pieces with a hatchet
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Suzy Soro
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Jul 9, 2019
Parents have no idea how their children grow and expect us to wonder about this as well
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