Chicago

“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”

High Holy Dazed and Confused

Passive-Aggressive Fun With Fascists

Because it makes my day to ruin theirs.

Quiz: Are You on Lake Shore Drive or LSD?

You won’t know unless you take the quiz

Pope Benedict XVI’s Ghost Haunts My Bathroom

When You’re Done With Communion, Could You Pass the…

Things You Didn’t Know About Chicago

You decide if it’s your kind of town.

Funniest Damn Thing I Ever Saw

Life drops in on two stoned Dallas stand up comics in late 90s Chicago

Retired Coppertone Baby Shows Ass Cheek

Chicago weather hits 35

At the World’s Largest Starbucks, Only the Wait is “Epic”