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McDonalds Sets New Staff Masturbation Policy
McDonalds Sets New Staff Masturbation Policy
“Not on the company dime.”
Brian Theobald
May 9
Can the new religion you choose feed the multitude of cravings you have?
Can the new religion you choose feed the multitude of cravings you have?
Picking the right deity based on dieting.
Dan Dore
May 9
Notwork Rail: Mess Transit Authority
Notwork Rail: Mess Transit Authority
A guide to Britain’s emergency train services
Ian Vince
May 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Eight
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Eight
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 9
Anthony Bourdain’s Resignation Letter From Applebee’s
Anthony Bourdain’s Resignation Letter From Applebee’s
“An ounce of sauce covers a multitude of sins.”
Joe Bee
May 9
Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell
Welcome Letter From the HOA in Hell
HOA Survival Guide for Hell’s Newest Residents
Peter Schooff
May 9
Could He Survive Prison Time?
Could He Survive Prison Time?
Here’s advice to sweeten a stay in the slammer, homey
Christopher Holdroyd
May 9
Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News
Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News
When Canadian media was flooded recently with the “breaking news” that the Toronto Maple Leafs had been eliminated following a fourth…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 9
RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain
RFK Jr. Claims a Worm Ate Part of His Brain
The worm was heard saying, ‘I’m the brains of this outfit now.’
Johnny Robish
May 8
Help! I’m Being Replaced By A Sex Robot With Angel Wings and Artificial Intelligence
Help! I’m Being Replaced By A Sex Robot With Angel Wings and Artificial Intelligence
How the hell do I compete with that?
Christine's Adventures
May 8
Why Am I Tired All the Time?
Why Am I Tired All the Time?
Every day.
Ryan Redmond
May 8
A Job Interview Gone Wrong
A Job Interview Gone Wrong
Above and very far beyond
Carlo Zeno
May 8
A Teacher’s Summer Tips For Parents
A Teacher’s Summer Tips For Parents
They’re your problem now!
Joe Bee
May 8
University Unable to Reach Two-State Solution
University Unable to Reach Two-State Solution
Conflict remains at a standstill
Brian Theobald
May 8
25 Things North Americans Shouldn’t Say in Peru
25 Things North Americans Shouldn’t Say in Peru
Because then they’ll know you’re a North American.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
May 8
Most People in the U.S. Don’t Know These Six Do’s and Don’ts About Wine
Most People in the U.S. Don’t Know These Six Do’s and Don’ts About Wine
Warning, the Surgeon General thinks you shouldn’t drink or smoke or eat red meat or cure your own meats or kiss your own dog. The Surgeon…
Christine Stevens
May 7
Youth Guide to British Democracy
Youth Guide to British Democracy
Hey, Daddio! Put that milkshake down and dig the voting groove!
Ian Vince
May 7
What’s That? What? That! ARGGH!
What’s That? What? That! ARGGH!
Failures to Communicate
Richard Posner
May 7
There Was An Old Lady Who Checked Her Paperless Inbox
There Was An Old Lady Who Checked Her Paperless Inbox
Perhaps she’ll find out what’s in it
Caleb Coy
May 7
Making a Difference
Making a Difference
Even your pathetic attempts can help
David Martin
May 7
Your Crusty White Dog Regrets to Inform You He Wants to Die
Your Crusty White Dog Regrets to Inform You He Wants to Die
Please release me from this life…
Aine Hunt
May 7
The Ginger Cat Gangs of Georgia
The Ginger Cat Gangs of Georgia
A cat tale of litters and litterbugs based on true encounters.
Ka Falcon
May 7
I Just Pooped My Pants
I Just Pooped My Pants
Here are 4 leadership lessons I learned from a crappy situation
Chelsea Rose
May 7
10 Ways To Destroy My Sweater
10 Ways To Destroy My Sweater
Weezer’s Blue Album was released on May 10, 1994
Dani Bostick
May 7
Misperception
Misperception
For Christmas, my sister gave me a charcoal-gray sweater from J Crew, and I have to admit, I look sharp in it. Yesterday I wore my sweater…
Royal Alvis
May 6
Jeff Lebowski — fashion icon & role model
Jeff Lebowski — fashion icon & role model
Jeff achieves what many streetwear enthusiasts strive for in vain: looking effortlessly cool. Better known as “the Dude,” he shuffles…
Antonia Mittmann
May 6
Why The Hell Are You Not Sending Your Lover Romantic Texts?
Why The Hell Are You Not Sending Your Lover Romantic Texts?
What’s wrong with you? Are you dead?
Christine Stevens
May 6
An Actual Conversation: Between Husband And Wife — Who Happen To Be Writers
An Actual Conversation: Between Husband And Wife — Who Happen To Be Writers
Here on Medium…
Dr. E.R. Báez
May 6
I am uniquely qualified to hold this senate seat
I am uniquely qualified to hold this senate seat
because I’m dead
Kara Panzer
May 6
Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident
Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident
Superhero caught with his tights down
K. B. Cottrill
May 6
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