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The Keys to Happiness In A Chaotic, Crazy and Seemingly Messed Up World
The Keys to Happiness In A Chaotic, Crazy and Seemingly Messed Up World
There they are — right there in your pocket
Clem Samson
Oct 9
Hurricane Milton: The Worst Milton Ever?
Hurricane Milton: The Worst Milton Ever?
Historically, Miltons have caused untold chaos, but is Hurricane Milton the worst Milton of all the Miltons?
Joe Bee
Oct 8
Being Alone Doesn’t Mean Lonely
Being Alone Doesn’t Mean Lonely
Most of his aquaintances were currently married or had been at one time.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Oct 8
I Wasn’t The Main Character in Her Wedding — I’m offended
I Wasn’t The Main Character in Her Wedding — I’m offended
I wasn’t prepared for this level of injustice
Zephyr Jąrzabkwicz
Oct 8
Eric Adams Defends Bribes as Tips From His Stripping Side Hustle
Eric Adams Defends Bribes as Tips From His Stripping Side Hustle
Magic Tike
Ellie Salvaje
Oct 8
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 131
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 131
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Oct 8
Chain of Evidence
Chain of Evidence
A (Not Remotely True) Detective Story
Kelly Ronayne
Oct 8
Donald Trump Jr. Takes His Father’s Words for A Giant Leap
Donald Trump Jr. Takes His Father’s Words for A Giant Leap
And he plans to land with them in 2028
Speaking Fiction To Power
Oct 8
Sex, Lies, and Hurricanes
Sex, Lies, and Hurricanes
No shelter from this storm. Trump gets out his Sharpie.
Christopher Holdroyd
Oct 8
Electile Dysfunction
A new form of ED
Jim Fritzen
Oct 8
A Cat Playing The Sax
A Cat Playing The Sax
A Jazzy Night Out
Mike G
Oct 8
Angry Enough to Eat Your Dead Husband’s Ashes
Angry Enough to Eat Your Dead Husband’s Ashes
A brief review of the book “The Widow’s Guide to Dead Bastards”
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Oct 7
Declutter Your House With Post-Ego
Declutter Your House With Post-Ego
The hoarding is all about your delusion of self
Clem Samson
Oct 7
The Holy Meow Announces Her Endorsement
The Holy Meow Announces Her Endorsement
The real God, not the fake one
Mark Tulin
Oct 7
How To Name A Dick
How To Name A Dick
What do you mean your boyfriend’s pecker doesn’t have a nickname? That’s just sad!
Christine Stevens
Oct 7
5 Exotic Destinations That Look Amazing Online But Are Actually Meh
5 Exotic Destinations That Look Amazing Online But Are Actually Meh
Instagram Lied to You, No Surprise!
Travel Explore Protect
Oct 7
A Knight of the Realm Demands A Cherry Soda
A Knight of the Realm Demands A Cherry Soda
The thought of spicy bubbles in my chalice intrigues me.
r.j. kushner
Oct 7
Taylor Swift Drops Release Date For Her New Album After Breaking The Richter Scale
Taylor Swift Drops Release Date For Her New Album After Breaking The Richter Scale
“Aftershocks & Sequins” will blow up the world. Literally.
Maria Garcia
Oct 7
We Are Rewarding You With Up To Nothing
We Are Rewarding You With Up To Nothing
It’s a once-in-a-lifetime offer to have less nada than the others.
Sergey Bloom
Oct 7
Live and Burn
Live and Burn
What I’ve learned, through mistrial by fire, from age 3 to 63
Spyder Darling
Oct 7
Tech Billionaires Want To Create a New City in the San Francisco Bay Area
Tech Billionaires Want To Create a New City in the San Francisco Bay Area
The masses are asinine — I’m all for California Forever
Victor Cardenas
Oct 7
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (P-P-Pick up The Penguin)
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (P-P-Pick up The Penguin)
You know what the problem with patriarchy is? It’s kinda masculiney and toxcity. However what is toxic masculinity?
Fatchecker
Oct 7
Be the Change You Want to Stop Seeing in the World
Be the Change You Want to Stop Seeing in the World
Bill Maher — the well-known comedian, influential political commentator, and veteran playboy who became deeply concerned about ageism the…
Cragsaw
Oct 6
How to Maliciously Gossip
How to Maliciously Gossip
And continue to be loved by friends and neighbors.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Oct 6
Things Not to Lie About on Your Dating App Profile
Things Not to Lie About on Your Dating App Profile
I know you’re not a Senator
John Corten
Oct 6
Guess Who’s Waiting For You In Heaven?
Guess Who’s Waiting For You In Heaven?
That’s right, the dog.
Robert Cormack
Oct 6
People Are Getting Salmon Sperm Injected Into Their Faces. Why?
People Are Getting Salmon Sperm Injected Into Their Faces. Why?
Because there truly is no limit to the inanity. No limit!
Christine Stevens
Oct 5
The Reason Cops Touch Your Car’s Taillight When Pulling You Over
The Reason Cops Touch Your Car’s Taillight When Pulling You Over
Sexual fetishism among the police
Christine Stevens
Oct 5
How To Win From Fear & Stress
How To Win From Fear & Stress
Learning new techniques
Love Sarao
Oct 5
Are You a Very Kinky Girl?
Are You a Very Kinky Girl?
Take my Rick James-inspired quiz
Christine's Adventures
Oct 5
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