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Scientists: Your Death Is Not “Preventable”

Scientists: Your Death Is Not “Preventable”

Don’t succumb to the longevity fetish
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Clem Samson
Well Of Course That’s Who Wrote It

Well Of Course That’s Who Wrote It

The Culinary Collection
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Paul Maglione
Georgia On My Couch

Georgia On My Couch

Former red state seeks therapy
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David Martin
Trippin’

Trippin’

In our beautiful balloon?
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Darren Kozol
Couple Worries About Who Their Waiter Voted For

Couple Worries About Who Their Waiter Voted For

“You never know who you’re talking to.”
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Brian Theobald
Iowa Man Wakes From An 8-Year Coma, Finds Trump Is Still President Elect

Iowa Man Wakes From An 8-Year Coma, Finds Trump Is Still President Elect

Iowa Nice Stereotype Has Crippled The County Operations
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James Karuga
My Husband Voted for Trump. I’m Getting a Divorce

My Husband Voted for Trump. I’m Getting a Divorce

(maybe)
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Honorata Onanisma
USA Then vs. Now

USA Then vs. Now

A Hilarious Historical Comparison
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Travel Explore Protect
P. Diddy Registers for a 2028 Presidential Bid

P. Diddy Registers for a 2028 Presidential Bid

Trump paved the way for celebrity criminals to avoid prison
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Christopher Holdroyd
29 Amazing Life Hacks

29 Amazing Life Hacks

From a website I found when I was drunk
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Christine Stevens
PB&J

PB&J

Parenting, Balance, and Juggling of the Sammich Generation
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Allen R Smith
Countries Where The Women Are Extraordinarily Beautiful

Countries Where The Women Are Extraordinarily Beautiful

I saw this article today and it gave me pause.
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Christine's Adventures
How To Dump A Lousy Friend.

How To Dump A Lousy Friend.

Start by remembering, it’s always better to shoot first.
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Robert Cormack
Old Friends

Old Friends

My Polish neighbor Yakov is 86 years old, and every Saturday, he invites me over to watch soccer and drink plum brandy, which he makes…
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Royal Alvis
Peace In A Day

Peace In A Day

Trumpet’s first day in the presidential-waiting Office
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Matt Youth
It Feels So Good to Be “Liked”

It Feels So Good to Be “Liked”

Sardonic response to a YouTube comment garners approval
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Elizabeth Emerald
Scientists: The Human Race Is Still Relatively Primitive

Scientists: The Human Race Is Still Relatively Primitive

We are late early humans. Not modern humans.
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Clem Samson
Everything on My Self Care Menu This Week

Everything on My Self Care Menu This Week

Just trying to unwind by giving immigrants gender transition surgery paid for through Obamacare
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Rachel Marsh
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (Friend or Foe?)

Patriarchy, Patriarchy (Friend or Foe?)

There is a consensus; well hopefully there’s a consensus, that male violence against women and girls is unacceptable.
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Fatchecker
Most People Don’t Know About This Creepy Room On Cruise Ships

Most People Don’t Know About This Creepy Room On Cruise Ships

Because ghosts are real and the paranormal loves a good cruise.
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Christine Stevens
Scientists: Escape Is Impossible

Scientists: Escape Is Impossible

Here’s how you do it.
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Clem Samson
The Serial Killer’s Guide To Home Security

The Serial Killer’s Guide To Home Security

3 Helpful tips to keep you safe... from me
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Chelsea Rose
Feeling Trumped? The Five Stages of Election Grief

Feeling Trumped? The Five Stages of Election Grief

Dealing with democracy’s demise
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K. B. Cottrill
I Do It To Make My Relationship As Strong As The Hulk

I Do It To Make My Relationship As Strong As The Hulk

The 5th tip is the best, lol
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Christine
Is Your Index Finger Longer Than Your Ring Finger, Or Vice Versa?

Is Your Index Finger Longer Than Your Ring Finger, Or Vice Versa?

Your whole life may depend on it.
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Christine's Adventures
When Recess Was Warfare

When Recess Was Warfare

The Unspoken Truth About Playground Games
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Allen R Smith
Elon Musk Announces Name Change For Our Country

Elon Musk Announces Name Change For Our Country

And there’s not a thing we can do to stop it.
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Christine Stevens
Men, No Viagra Needed If You Do This

Men, No Viagra Needed If You Do This

Wives love it!
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Christine Stevens
I’m Tired of Democrats Acting Like MAGA Morons

I’m Tired of Democrats Acting Like MAGA Morons

The Stupidity Officially Broke Me
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Ellie Salvaje
The Canadian Government Receives 10 000 Refugee Claims from the U.S.

The Canadian Government Receives 10 000 Refugee Claims from the U.S.

Staunch Democrats Seeking Asylum in Liberal Canada
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Tim McCauley
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