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Top Ways Trump Isn’t America
Top Ways Trump Isn’t America
I Can’t Speak To Whether He’s American Or Not….
David Volk
Jun 9
Dan Schneider Says His Failed Black Music Career Clears Him of Nickelodeon Sex Abuse Culture Charge
Dan Schneider Says His Failed Black Music Career Clears Him of Nickelodeon Sex Abuse Culture Charge
Quiet on Flex
Ellie Salvaje
Jun 8
From AI to DIY: The Horrible Day When ChatGPT Went Down
From AI to DIY: The Horrible Day When ChatGPT Went Down
A Writer’s Survival Tale
Dan Foster
Jun 8
The Godfather 4: Escape From Rikers
The Godfather 4: Escape From Rikers
Don Trump plots revenge
K. B. Cottrill
Jun 8
Injuries decimate pro Tiddlywinks squad. “It’s next man up!”
Injuries decimate pro Tiddlywinks squad. “It’s next man up!”
It’s been a rough year for the Baltimore Bearcats Tiddlywinks team. Injuries to four of the squad’s top eight players will make winning…
Matt Walsh
Jun 8
Should We Be Worried by Microplastics Found in Men’s Testicles?
Should We Be Worried by Microplastics Found in Men’s Testicles?
Or is it an opportunity?
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 8
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
This book saved my life — no kidding!
Christine Stevens
Jun 8
Parked Up
Parked Up
Jill leaned on the dashboard as Noah pulled into the parking structure.
John K Adams
Jun 8
NHL Rapresentitives: Playoff Rap Battle
NHL Rapresentitives: Playoff Rap Battle
Are those rhymes offside?
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 8
Lost Memory Mambo
Lost Memory Mambo
and Other Favorites of the Infirm
Allen R Smith
Jun 7
When Would You Tell Your Partner?
When Would You Tell Your Partner?
Or would you not tell them at all
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 7
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
Whoops! I started a religion.
Clem Samson
Jun 7
Chants Encounter
Chants Encounter
We’ve all been on a march, protest or a demonstration….
Fatchecker
Jun 7
Where Would We Be Without GPS? I Have No Clue
Where Would We Be Without GPS? I Have No Clue
‘Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs!’ Book Excerpt
Frank Mastropolo
Jun 7
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Seven
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Seven
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 7
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers — Travel Edition
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers — Travel Edition
I’m not getting on a plane to see a bird
Pam Gaslow
Jun 6
TSA-pre … What ?
TSA-pre … What ?
Since ‘Ziggy’ Freud we know, trying to comprehend what drives people is yeoman’s work and it doesn’t help that there’s lots that can get…
Tom Deisboeck
Jun 6
Duck, Duck, Goose
Duck, Duck, Goose
How to tell a Canadian
David Martin
Jun 6
Friday is National Donut Day — How Sweet!
Friday is National Donut Day — How Sweet!
It’s celebrated each year the first Friday in June
Deborah Camp
Jun 6
Premature Election 2024. Part 4 (Leadership Down).
Premature Election 2024. Part 4 (Leadership Down).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a food bank is a discount retailer chain, like the…
Fatchecker
Jun 6
Why Do We Want To Watch Terrible Things Happening To People On Television?
Why Do We Want To Watch Terrible Things Happening To People On Television?
The birth of morbidity
Clem Samson
Jun 5
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Six
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Six
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 5
Tarzan Keep Reader in Vice-Grip of Reading and Not Let Go
Tarzan Keep Reader in Vice-Grip of Reading and Not Let Go
Tarzan keep you hooked from vine to page.
Peter Schooff
Jun 5
Why You Should Have a Plank Picture in Your Tinder Profile
Why You Should Have a Plank Picture in Your Tinder Profile
Plank is the best exercise for your core and to increase your sex appeal
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 5
Woman, believing she was in imminent danger, accidentally joins a run club.
Woman, believing she was in imminent danger, accidentally joins a run club.
A Gold Coast woman, Marta Hawn, got the fright of her life yesterday while walking home from the supermarket. After picking up some staples…
Desmond Penny
Jun 5
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Five
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Five
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 5
Do My Husband’s Noises Just Bother Me, or is it Misophonia?
Do My Husband’s Noises Just Bother Me, or is it Misophonia?
A little-known condition affects a small amount of people each year.
Carole Olsen
Jun 5
Warning! Never Ask Rosie How She Feels
Warning! Never Ask Rosie How She Feels
Unless you’ve got the time and are willing to hear the answer
Vera-Marie Landi
Jun 5
Mob Burns Mar-A-Lago to free Drumpf
Mob Burns Mar-A-Lago to free Drumpf
Former president’s other attempts to escape fail
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 4
If I Were a Convicted Felon
If I Were a Convicted Felon
Would you vote for me anyway?
Mark Tulin
Jun 4
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