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Nine Ways I Failed the Free Will Test
Nine Ways I Failed the Free Will Test
In the last month alone
Carlo Zeno
Jul 12
Breaking: Biden Campaign Emergency Brainstorm Memo Leaked
Breaking: Biden Campaign Emergency Brainstorm Memo Leaked
Since President Joe Biden’s debate debacle, an early-than-usual encounter strategically sought by his campaign team that yielded disastrous…
Rich Taylor
Jul 12
Red State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending Machines
Red State Supermarkets Now Selling Ammo from Vending Machines
After all, people brandishing lethal weapons deserve convenience, too!
Johnny Robish
Jul 11
New Jersey Man — Married 60 Years — Wants to File for Divorce Because His Wife Makes Him Just Too…
New Jersey Man — Married 60 Years — Wants to File for Divorce Because His Wife Makes Him Just Too…
A sad story indeed
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 11
The Next Best Hope For Saving Mankind
The Next Best Hope For Saving Mankind
Chapter One: Know Thyself. (Excerpted from my book The Seven Labyrinths)
Clem Samson
Jul 11
I’m Hannibal Lector And I’m Crossing The Border
I’m Hannibal Lector And I’m Crossing The Border
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Christine Stevens
Jul 11
Pass Your Phone to the BallparkVendor on the Aisle
Pass Your Phone to the BallparkVendor on the Aisle
I celebrated our nation’s birthday by taking in a ballgame at Wrigley Field, a park known for its rich history, neighborhood location and…
Greg Schwem
Jul 11
Samsung’s $400 ‘Galaxy Ring’
Samsung’s $400 ‘Galaxy Ring’
The Emperor’s New Wearable?
Shaun Gurmin (Skynet's Side-eye)
Jul 11
Republicons Rewrite History In Project 2025
Republicons Rewrite History In Project 2025
The Contract On America Just Makes Shit Up.
David Volk
Jul 11
Bidets Are Not “Gay,” Dad
Bidets Are Not “Gay,” Dad
Opening my father’s eyes to the marvels of a clean anus.
Joe Bee
Jul 11
I Love Joe Biden. I Want to have his Children.
I Love Joe Biden. I Want to have his Children.
He should step aside.
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 11
I’m the Hair-Tie in the Crack of Your Couch
I’m the Hair-Tie in the Crack of Your Couch
Surprised to find me here? It’s been months
Zoë Kuehn
Jul 11
I Love George Clooney, But He’s A Nepo Baby And He Should STFU
By Joe Biden
Christine Stevens
Jul 10
The President Goes To Bed At 8 PM — I Say We Begin The Attack At 8:30
The President Goes To Bed At 8 PM — I Say We Begin The Attack At 8:30
Vladamir Putin argues timing with the other members of the new “bipolar” order
Christine Stevens
Jul 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 107
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 107
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 10
Is it Okay to Give Your Sweetie a Sensuous Foot Massage in Flight?
Is it Okay to Give Your Sweetie a Sensuous Foot Massage in Flight?
Or is it just rude?
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jul 10
Sex and Name Calling.
Sex and Name Calling.
What does your partner call you in bed?
Robert Cormack
Jul 10
The One Thing Trump is Most Thankful for Since Biden Choked at Their Debate
The One Thing Trump is Most Thankful for Since Biden Choked at Their Debate
One particular type of event is now off his schedule
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 106
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 106
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 9
How Many Wives Would Be Considered Too Many
How Many Wives Would Be Considered Too Many
The story of one man that had many of them…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jul 9
RNC Releases Their Draft Policy Platform for 2024 Election
RNC Releases Their Draft Policy Platform for 2024 Election
Republicans plan toparty like its 1935
Johnny Robish
Jul 9
The Heartbreaking Choice
The Heartbreaking Choice
What would it take to leave the man you think you love
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 9
Last Best Hope For Mankind To Save Itself From Self-Destruction.
Last Best Hope For Mankind To Save Itself From Self-Destruction.
The Birth Of The Post Ego Movement
Clem Samson
Jul 9
The Weirdest Thing in My House
The Weirdest Thing in My House
Strange but true
Sydney Duke Richey
Jul 9
Cover Me, I’m Going In
Cover Me, I’m Going In
It Isn’t The Heart Of Darkness, But Project 2025 Is Close Enough…For Government Work.
David Volk
Jul 9
Life of the Rich and Famous: the World Seen From the 16th Floor
Life of the Rich and Famous: the World Seen From the 16th Floor
Beware, There’s a New Watchdog (or is it a Peeping Tom?) in the Hood
Matt Youth
Jul 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 105
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 105
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 9
Be A Man! Go Birds!! Go Iggles!!!
Be A Man! Go Birds!! Go Iggles!!!
“You an Eagles fan?!?”
Lewis Helfand
Jul 9
My First Time (doing stand-up comedy)
My First Time (doing stand-up comedy)
They say that a master of a profession makes that profession look extremely easy. The night I performed stand-up comedy for the first time,
Abram Caccam
Jul 8
Plots Of Famous Books If They Were About Donald Trump
Plots Of Famous Books If They Were About Donald Trump
Books from The Great Gatsby to Lolita… if Donald Trump was the main character!
Dash MacIntyre
Jul 8
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