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Integrity in Writing
Integrity in Writing
A Writer’s Response to Unfounded Accusations
Richard William Smith
Jul 9
The One Thing Trump is Most Thankful for Since Biden Choked at Their Debate
The One Thing Trump is Most Thankful for Since Biden Choked at Their Debate
One particular type of event is now off his schedule
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 106
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 106
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 9
How Many Wives Would Be Considered Too Many
How Many Wives Would Be Considered Too Many
The story of one man that had many of them…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jul 9
RNC Releases Their Draft Policy Platform for 2024 Election
RNC Releases Their Draft Policy Platform for 2024 Election
Republicans plan toparty like its 1935
Johnny Robish
Jul 9
The Heartbreaking Choice
The Heartbreaking Choice
What would it take to leave the man you think you love
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 9
Last Best Hope For Mankind To Save Itself From Self-Destruction.
Last Best Hope For Mankind To Save Itself From Self-Destruction.
The Birth Of The Post Ego Movement
Clem Samson
Jul 9
The Weirdest Thing in My House
The Weirdest Thing in My House
Strange but true
Sydney Duke Richey
Jul 9
Cover Me, I’m Going In
Cover Me, I’m Going In
It Isn’t The Heart Of Darkness, But Project 2025 Is Close Enough…For Government Work.
David Volk
Jul 9
Life of the Rich and Famous: the World Seen From the 16th Floor
Life of the Rich and Famous: the World Seen From the 16th Floor
Beware, There’s a New Watchdog (or is it a Peeping Tom?) in the Hood
Matt Youth
Jul 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 105
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 105
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 9
Be A Man! Go Birds!! Go Iggles!!!
Be A Man! Go Birds!! Go Iggles!!!
“You an Eagles fan?!?”
Lewis Helfand
Jul 9
My First Time (doing stand-up comedy)
My First Time (doing stand-up comedy)
They say that a master of a profession makes that profession look extremely easy. The night I performed stand-up comedy for the first time,
Abram Caccam
Jul 8
Plots Of Famous Books If They Were About Donald Trump
Plots Of Famous Books If They Were About Donald Trump
Books from The Great Gatsby to Lolita… if Donald Trump was the main character!
Dash MacIntyre
Jul 8
Questions I Should Have Asked Before I Agreed to Purchase Like New Furniture From Your Pet-Free…
Questions I Should Have Asked Before I Agreed to Purchase Like New Furniture From Your Pet-Free…
Will a pack of dogs bark when I arrive at your pet-free home, and you’ll tell me you are only dog sitting for the day?
Stacey Curran
Jul 8
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 104
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 104
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 8
Small Town Big Man
Small Town Big Man
He thought he could rule the Kingdom
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 7
An asteroid, NASA’s warning and my escape plan
Recently, whenever I open my phone and go to the news page, the first article that comes up is the warning from NASA about a huge asteroid…
Overthinking Unfiltered
Jul 7
Save Money — Live Better!
Save Money — Live Better!
Walmart…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jul 7
Indepen-Dense Day 2024
Indepen-Dense Day 2024
Will This Be Our Last?
Eric Milch
Jul 7
I’m the Supporting Character
I’m the Supporting Character
My role in your life.
Ryan Redmond
Jul 7
Should I watch porn for women with my partner?
Should I watch porn for women with my partner?
Porn for women can and will stimulate your desires
Hm Samarel
Jul 7
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 103
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 103
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 7
Gorlak of Redsky
Gorlak of Redsky
Beware the beings called earthlings
David Martin
Jul 7
Robot Dogs With Machine Guns On Their Backs Are Coming To Kill You
Robot Dogs With Machine Guns On Their Backs Are Coming To Kill You
Thanks a lot science nerds!
Christine Stevens
Jul 7
I’m a squid and sick of octopuses getting all the attention.
I’m a squid and sick of octopuses getting all the attention.
Really, seems like people don’t even know we exist. Us, the squids. Why is it everyone ignores us and lavishes attention on the octopus?
Matt Walsh
Jul 6
Breaking: The Biden/Harris Team Has an Update You’ll Want to Know About
Breaking: The Biden/Harris Team Has an Update You’ll Want to Know About
They have a Plan B!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 6
Nietzsche Was Wrong About Everything
Nietzsche Was Wrong About Everything
Not even close
Brian Throne
Jul 6
“I Am So Embarrassed,”
“I Am So Embarrassed,”
Says dog who sets home on fire as family slept in Colorado Springs
Christine Stevens
Jul 6
Supreme Court Grants President Absolute Immunity from COVID
Supreme Court Grants President Absolute Immunity from COVID
No Injections Necessary
Jarrett Wilson
Jul 6
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