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Things I Won’t Do Again
Things I Won’t Do Again
Because I’m too old for this shit.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Aug 6
The Deadly Season
The Deadly Season
Fuel injected flash fiction
Spyder Darling
Aug 6
“Come up With Better Trump Jokes — or This Could Be the End Of Us.”
“Come up With Better Trump Jokes — or This Could Be the End Of Us.”
Writers for late night comedians are told “it’s do or die time” with Trump
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 6
Side Boob Artistic Showcasing — The Hot New Discipline at the Olympics
Side Boob Artistic Showcasing — The Hot New Discipline at the Olympics
Inspired by the women’s track uniform …
Honorata Onanisma
Aug 6
Why Fascist Elmo Is Not a Cu*t
Why Fascist Elmo Is Not a Cu*t
Much as you might want to call him that
Mike Hickman
Aug 6
My Campaign Has Ended
My Campaign Has Ended
It’s All Over But The Counting
David Volk
Aug 6
Stormy Weather and It’s Raining Cats
Stormy Weather and It’s Raining Cats
My husband won’t shut up about it.
Carole Olsen
Aug 6
My blind date travelled over 1000km at the start of the Covid pandemic to meet me — and never…
My blind date travelled over 1000km at the start of the Covid pandemic to meet me — and never…
Not as catchy as “Love in the Time of Cholera” but I’m working on it.
The Bookworm Turns
Aug 6
Are Sex Robots Capable Of Murder?
Are Sex Robots Capable Of Murder?
Is that any different than a real girlfriend?
Robert Cormack
Aug 6
RFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central Park
RFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central Park
Read this, and you’ll never call Roseanne Barr crazy again
Johnny Robish
Aug 5
Experience Joy Without Ceasing
Experience Joy Without Ceasing
The Way of the Pilgrim and Post-Ego
Clem Samson
Aug 5
I’m so disheartened that I didn’t win any Olympic medal this year
I’m so disheartened that I didn’t win any Olympic medal this year
My story
Viraja Teggihal
Aug 5
Back for a Moment
Back for a Moment
It’s strange the things you remember in old age and the things you forget. My mother is ninety-five years old. She can hardly recall the…
Royal Alvis
Aug 5
Culture War Veteran Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Flashback About Stumbling Into Pride Parade That…
Culture War Veteran Wakes Up In Cold Sweat From Flashback About Stumbling Into Pride Parade That…
MILWAUKEE, WI — Last Thursday, culture war veteran and American flag clothing enthusiast Gene Tremba woke up covered in cold sweat and…
S.L. Neechski
Aug 5
Nothing but a Russian-Hack Spy Story
Nothing but a Russian-Hack Spy Story
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Aug 5
Mob Rules (Thug Life)
Mob Rules (Thug Life)
Picture goes wavy and we’re back in the past….
Fatchecker
Aug 5
An Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-Newbie
An Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-Newbie
This is gonna get a little sappy. Deal with it, you wonderful jerks
John Corten
Aug 4
Did He Screw Himself ?
Did He Screw Himself ?
Why shop at Whole Foods when you can buy elsewhere at much less cost.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 4
I Am Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Junk
I Am Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Junk
And I am so sorry
Christine Stevens
Aug 4
Fall of The Maxwell House of Usher
Fall of The Maxwell House of Usher
Good enough to the last drop
Spyder Darling
Aug 4
Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Doubles Down on Childless Cat Lady Remarks
Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Doubles Down on Childless Cat Lady Remarks
And plans to make big bucks off it too!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 4
Ideas for a Hallmark Greeting Card for Your Ex on Your Ex-anniversary
Ideas for a Hallmark Greeting Card for Your Ex on Your Ex-anniversary
“Feeling Nothing for You on This Day” is number one
Ruby Lee
Aug 4
Everyday Post-Ego Practice For The Permanent Natural High
Everyday Post-Ego Practice For The Permanent Natural High
The simple path to inner peace
Clem Samson
Aug 3
Can You Spare Six Seconds for a Kiss?
Can You Spare Six Seconds for a Kiss?
How about 20 ticks for a hug
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 3
Trump Adds His Own Book To The Bible
Trump Adds His Own Book To The Bible
The Gospel According To Trump
Roger Freed
Aug 3
Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers
Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers
Anyone should get more than zero matches here
John Corten
Aug 3
You Won’t Understand This Anyway
You Won’t Understand This Anyway
Seems to me I’m the youngest person writing blogs in this neck of the woods.
Ivana Klara
Aug 3
Doom With A View
Doom With A View
Back in the New, New York Groove
Spyder Darling
Aug 3
Why My Wife Cuddles Cows.
Why My Wife Cuddles Cows.
It keeps her out of the pigsty.
Robert Cormack
Aug 3
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Claims Biden/Harris cheated to hurt his chances at reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 2
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