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Groom Runs Away From Newlywed Table In Middle Of Speech
Groom Runs Away From Newlywed Table In Middle Of Speech
Did the bride cut the cheese?
Christine Stevens
May 18
A Bear in the Woods or a Man in Your Bed?
A Bear in the Woods or a Man in Your Bed?
Modern question for modern women
Honorata Onanisma
May 18
How Summer Camp Made Me An Assassin
How Summer Camp Made Me An Assassin
Or, at the very least, a political organizer.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
May 18
The Man With Two Dongs
The Man With Two Dongs
Shark, marvel of nature
Christine's Adventures
May 17
Retrospective Thoughts About My Dumber — Younger Self!
Retrospective Thoughts About My Dumber — Younger Self!
What were you thinking???
Dr. E.R. Báez
May 17
Charles Manson Outraged About Trump’s 2016 Campaign to Build a Wall Between the U.S. and Mexico
Charles Manson Outraged About Trump’s 2016 Campaign to Build a Wall Between the U.S. and Mexico
Charles Manson, the notorious cult leader of “The Family” in Los Angeles, California, in the 1960s, was informed by a reporter visiting…
Lahey
May 17
Teaching a striptease
Teaching a striptease
And avoiding chairs that can impregnate me
Southside Dublin mom
May 17
Doing Nothing. And Yet…Busy
Doing Nothing. And Yet…Busy
We all know the tune — sadly
Mike Hickman
May 17
National Survey on Sexual Health and Behavior Proves that Julia Roberts Film Pretty Woman Led to…
National Survey on Sexual Health and Behavior Proves that Julia Roberts Film Pretty Woman Led to…
Ever since the 1990 release of the Julia Robert’s film “Pretty Woman,” a 30-year National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior in the U.S…
Lahey
May 17
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Two
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Two
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 17
The Bureaucratic Commandments
The Bureaucratic Commandments
How to minimize your workplace responsibilities
David Martin
May 17
How to Escape from a Snake Pit and Earn Extra Cash Helping Bad Guys Write Better Ransom Notes
How to Escape from a Snake Pit and Earn Extra Cash Helping Bad Guys Write Better Ransom Notes
Especially if the note’s going to your emotionally distant mother
Mark Armstrong
May 17
Hoping To Connect With Younger Voters, Biden Promises To Do Upcoming Debate In Fluent Emoji
Hoping To Connect With Younger Voters, Biden Promises To Do Upcoming Debate In Fluent Emoji
With recent polls indicating that Joe Biden is trailing Donald Trump in popularity among the 18- to 24-year-old voting set, the incumbent…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 17
At Last! An Orgasm Pill!
At Last! An Orgasm Pill!
This is going to be a real game changer!
Christine's Adventures
May 16
Drumpf Cashes in Big Time
Drumpf Cashes in Big Time
”It isn’t corruption if you deliver the promises you sell”
Phillip T Stephens
May 16
Hey, Piggy — the Pawn Shop Punner Strikes Again
Hey, Piggy — the Pawn Shop Punner Strikes Again
Resisting a rest, amiright?
Monica G
May 16
Top Ways You Were Better Off Four Years Ago.
Top Ways You Were Better Off Four Years Ago.
Things Were So Much Simpler Then….
David Volk
May 16
Horoscopes for the Apocalypse
Horoscopes for the Apocalypse
Astrological predictions for a world torn asunder.
Ryan David
May 16
Things King Charles Probably Told His Portrait Artist
Things King Charles Probably Told His Portrait Artist
Your guess is as good as mine
Caleb Coy
May 16
Why Working With Kids Can Be Dangerous For Your Health
Why Working With Kids Can Be Dangerous For Your Health
Not only for you but for others, as well
Vivian
May 16
Trump is Selling His Farts in a Jar
Trump is Selling His Farts in a Jar
And we were wondering what he was thinking about in court each day.
Carole Olsen
May 16
Escape the madness. I bury my head in the sand in my backyard!
Escape the madness. I bury my head in the sand in my backyard!
I just couldn’t take it anymore. So much suffering, so much insanity. I decided there was only one solution to this world gone mad: bury my…
Matt Walsh
May 16
The Day A Cyclist Tore Me a New One
The Day A Cyclist Tore Me a New One
I examined my actions; I knew what I’d do next time.
Carole Olsen
May 16
If You Go Down In The Woods Today…
If You Go Down In The Woods Today…
You’ll probably see my wife bathing.
Robert Cormack
May 16
Trump and Biden Announce Genius Plan To Become Each Other’s Running Mate
Trump and Biden Announce Genius Plan To Become Each Other’s Running Mate
Just when you thought this election couldn’t get worse…
Christine Stevens
May 15
The Uncomfortable Feeling of Laughter
The Uncomfortable Feeling of Laughter
It’s getting so Americans are forgetting how to laugh
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 15
Could Hannibal Lecter be the next Vice President?
Could Hannibal Lecter be the next Vice President?
Trump Playbook Rule #1: Scare the votes out of them!
Christopher Holdroyd
May 15
Wake Up, Have Sex, Nap: Why I Want to be a 17-Year Cicada
It was the sound I’d been anticipating, as I began a late afternoon May stroll on a golf course somewhere in East Tennessee. Thousands of…
Greg Schwem
May 15
The Lards Prayer
The Lards Prayer
For MAGA
Kevin King
May 15
A Year and a Half and the Sex Becomes Routine
A Year and a Half and the Sex Becomes Routine
But not in my mind
Christine's Adventures
May 14
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