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The World Is Already At War
The World Is Already At War
It’s 1939 all over again — complete with the denial.
Clem Samson
Sep 25
Seven Things I Hate About Being Hot
Seven Things I Hate About Being Hot
“What a pity to be pretty.”
Christine Stevens
Sep 25
Scientists: You Will Have No Memories After You Die
Scientists: You Will Have No Memories After You Die
Even if there is an “immortal soul”, its amnesia will be far more severe than an Alzheimer’s patient’s
Clem Samson
Sep 25
Top Rotten Tomato Critics Review Popular TikToks
Top Rotten Tomato Critics Review Popular TikToks
You’re going to want to see this
Tyagarajan Sundaresan
Sep 25
The Holiday Plague
The Holiday Plague
I come to bury the overseas holiday, not to praise it. Henceforth, our passports will be used strictly for business purposes and our…
Tom Joyce
Sep 25
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 129
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 129
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 25
Show Me State Shows How They Can Kill A Black Man For The Sake Of It
Show Me State Shows How They Can Kill A Black Man For The Sake Of It
Missouri Republicans & Conservative Supreme Court shrug their pro-life stance away for executions.
Dan Dore
Sep 25
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness And I’m Not Kidding
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness And I’m Not Kidding
This key insight makes a life of extreme joy not just possible but inevitable
Clem Samson
Sep 24
In Defense Of Scrolling
In Defense Of Scrolling
Stop scrolling and read this!
Paul Maglione
Sep 24
Please Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki Page
Please Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki Page
Fellow Rangoheads, we need to talk.
r.j. kushner
Sep 24
Getting the Hell Outta India
Getting the Hell Outta India
There must be some kind of way outta here.
Scott Hamilton
Sep 24
Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation
Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation
Sometimes the most challenging part of our workout isn’t the weights, but the fear of working out in a gym, or “gymtimidation.” That’s why…
Tmobradach
Sep 24
Eagle-Eyed Viewers Claim This Photo From Is Proof Of Time Travel
Eagle-Eyed Viewers Claim This Photo From Is Proof Of Time Travel
Is this that a cellphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me, great grandad?
Christine Stevens
Sep 24
NY Times Correspondent Maggie Haberman Notes Laura Loomer Omitted Needed Fashion Accessory in…
NY Times Correspondent Maggie Haberman Notes Laura Loomer Omitted Needed Fashion Accessory in…
“Actually, she forgot two of them,” comments Haberman
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 24
Are You in Your Early 40s? You’re Basically a Senior Citizen
Are You in Your Early 40s? You’re Basically a Senior Citizen
It’s science
Kristen Stark
Sep 24
I’m Always Busy…But I’m Also Never Busy
I’m Always Busy…But I’m Also Never Busy
A paradox.
Ryan Redmond
Sep 24
Live with your guilty habits
Live with your guilty habits
Because a Little Sin Makes Life Sweeter
Hanna Z
Sep 24
Sure, We Asked for Your Gender
Sure, We Asked for Your Gender
But we don’t believe what you told us
Chris Raymond
Sep 24
What P. Diddy’s Housekeeper Saw!
What P. Diddy’s Housekeeper Saw!
Are dildos dishwasher safe?
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 24
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Words I despise.
Kyle Wells
Sep 23
Overheard on a Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser
Overheard on a Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser
My wife can jump from the swim platform
Ida Adams
Sep 23
We Hate Rejecting You!
We Hate Rejecting You!
Dear Creative:
Lev Raphael
Sep 23
After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…
After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…
I show up to the seance ten minutes late and ask for a cup of coffee.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Sep 23
I Got a New Writing Gig
I Got a New Writing Gig
Writing for the Haven
Mark Ewbie
Sep 23
Pissing in the Ocean
Pissing in the Ocean
Or, how I stole the heart of the Home Coming Queen
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 23
Warning: Disturbing Photos
Warning: Disturbing Photos
Advisory — The Following Photos May Trigger Sensitive People
Christine Stevens
Sep 23
House Guest
House Guest
Weeks ago, I ran into my old high school friend, Antonio. He said that he was now married, and just had a baby, and for old time’s sake…
Royal Alvis
Sep 23
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary Biologists
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary Biologists
It’s perfectly normal, in fact.
Clem Samson
Sep 23
8 Ways Mother Nature Proves She’s a Girl’s Girl
8 Ways Mother Nature Proves She’s a Girl’s Girl
Ladies, gather ‘round.
Burn Book
Sep 23
Ya, Sure
Ya, Sure
Valentina stood in the entrance to Palace Pizza. The breeze rippled her flower print dress. She brushed dark hair from her face. Awestruck…
John K Adams
Sep 23
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