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How to Perfect that High-Pitched Porn Star Squeal as You Pretend to Orgasm
How to Perfect that High-Pitched Porn Star Squeal as You Pretend to Orgasm
The secret to making him love you is very high frequency
Christine Stevens
Aug 20
Things You Can Say To Boost My Confidence While Rock Climbing
Things You Can Say To Boost My Confidence While Rock Climbing
If you’re reading this, it’s because I’m stuck and you caught this laminated card that I threw down at you.
r.j. kushner
Aug 20
The funny part about gym workout
The funny part about gym workout
The gym is a seductive place.
Pushpender Yadav
Aug 20
No, The United States Was Not Intended To Be A Christian Nation!
No, The United States Was Not Intended To Be A Christian Nation!
It Was Intended Not To Be A Christian Nation!
Eric Milch
Aug 20
The Democratic National Convention To Feature Satan as Keynote Speaker
The Democratic National Convention To Feature Satan as Keynote Speaker
The DNC kicks off tonight with the Prince of Darkness to follow Dr. Jill Biden.
Joe Bee
Aug 20
Anderson Cooper 360⁰ Exclusive: Noted Blogger Christine Stevens Has Not Posted in 48 Consecutive…
Anderson Cooper 360⁰ Exclusive: Noted Blogger Christine Stevens Has Not Posted in 48 Consecutive…
America in shock. Parents distraught. Russia implicated.
Mark Ifanson
Aug 20
I Got Your Back
I Got Your Back
And your front side too
Spyder Darling
Aug 20
There May Be a Hiccup Coming to The Harris-Walz Relationship
There May Be a Hiccup Coming to The Harris-Walz Relationship
Harris is against it, but Walz really wants to give it a try
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 20
You, Too, Can Now Break Dance At The Olympics
You, Too, Can Now Break Dance At The Olympics
One size fits all!!!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Aug 20
Heat Wave Reaches Aluminum Deodorant Phase
Heat Wave Reaches Aluminum Deodorant Phase
When the meteorologist announces another heat wave, I know what I have to do. Once the heat index reaches 88 degrees or over, I know I…
Meg Scanlon
Aug 19
My First Alphabet (for Woke Two-Year-Olds)
My First Alphabet (for Woke Two-Year-Olds)
It’s never too soon to get your toddler reading the writing on the wall.
Scott Talbot Evans
Aug 19
How To Offend A Democrat Using A Single Sentence
How To Offend A Democrat Using A Single Sentence
It’s easier to offend a Democrat than a Republican
Captain Obvious
Aug 19
Russia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’
Russia Plans to Build Village for US Conservatives Escaping ‘Woke’
Me thinks these MAGAs escaping ‘Woke’ may be in for a rude ‘awakening’
Johnny Robish
Aug 19
Is He Just Using You For Sex?
Is He Just Using You For Sex?
Stop giving it away for free!
Christine Stevens
Aug 19
A Trip to Wherever
A Trip to Wherever
Occasionally, I’ll pass out in pubs and wake up the next morning to find I’m hundreds of miles from the bar where I collapsed. Once, I was…
Royal Alvis
Aug 19
Top Things My Dog Likes To Pee On
Top Things My Dog Likes To Pee On
He’s Such A Little Pisher, That One.
David Volk
Aug 19
The Bumper Sticker That Could’ve Saved the World
The Bumper Sticker That Could’ve Saved the World
The astonishing power of a bumper sticker.
Peter Schooff
Aug 19
Just Because I’m A Death Doula, Doesn’t Mean I…
Just Because I’m A Death Doula, Doesn’t Mean I…
Dress like Morticia from the Addams Family.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Aug 19
The Great Mouse Debate: Wireless vs. Wired.
The Great Mouse Debate: Wireless vs. Wired.
Nowadays, we jump into the epic confrontation that has isolated family units, companionships, and conceivably indeed a few office work…
Biswajit Nayak
Aug 19
Are You Sexually Attracted To A Fence?
Are You Sexually Attracted To A Fence?
You might be an objectum sexual.
Christine's Adventures
Aug 19
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 119
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 119
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 19
The Secret Seeking Six Are Out To Reinstate Your Favorite President To His Royal Position Whether…
The Secret Seeking Six Are Out To Reinstate Your Favorite President To His Royal Position Whether…
Six American State Secretaries Of State have banded together to form a gang…….er,… rather form an alliance to explore further the belief…
Roger Freed
Aug 19
Let’s Talk ‘Bout (More) Sex
Let’s Talk ‘Bout (More) Sex
Let’s talk ‘bout more sex bay, bee
Fatchecker
Aug 19
Please, Just Turn The Wheel!
Please, Just Turn The Wheel!
Why do we choose parking spots like we’re choosing ripe avocados?
Robert Cormack
Aug 19
Texas Educators Rewrite Dictionary
Texas Educators Rewrite Dictionary
Education Board challenges wokeness with sleepness
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 18
Are You No Longer Sexually Attracted To Your Partner?
Are You No Longer Sexually Attracted To Your Partner?
Five ways to fix that right now!
Christine's Adventures
Aug 18
6 AI-Safe Career Bets
6 AI-Safe Career Bets
Sure Winners in a Dicey Future
Mike Noble
Aug 18
A Sexy Story
A Sexy Story
She must have felt she’d have to take matters into her own hands
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 18
He’s Not Really Married
He’s Not Really Married
He just looks that way on Facebook
Christine Stevens
Aug 18
I’m a Witch Doctor Who Practices Dark Magic, and I’m Here to Confess: I Think JD Vance Is One of My…
I’m a Witch Doctor Who Practices Dark Magic, and I’m Here to Confess: I Think JD Vance Is One of My…
A dash of bad breath, a pinch of fear, and a whole platform of bad policy
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 18
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