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I Wrote About Every Female!!
I Wrote About Every Female!!
A story of women.
Love Sarao
Sep 15
Nothing but a Presidential Debate
Nothing but a Presidential Debate
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Sep 15
You Bought The Wrong — Fill In The Blank!
You Bought The Wrong — Fill In The Blank!
It matters not what you bought…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Sep 15
An Irish Tan
An Irish Tan
We all need our vita D.
Kyle Wells
Sep 15
Top 10 ChatGPT Prompts You Should Never Try
Top 10 ChatGPT Prompts You Should Never Try
Take it from this dead canary in the coal mine
John Corten
Sep 15
No Questions Asked
No Questions Asked
And no good deed goes unpunished
Spyder Darling
Sep 15
“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”
“If You Give These Tickets Away, It’s Your Ass”
High Holy Dazed and Confused
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Sep 15
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 126
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 126
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 15
Is the Former President a Fan of Bond Films?
Is the Former President a Fan of Bond Films?
Here are the greatest hits of James Donald Bond Trump
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 15
Enough of Trump
Enough of Trump
Kick him to the side of the road and forget about him.
Quentin Plume
Sep 15
Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential Debate
Pastor Claims Kamala Harris Used ‘Witchcraft’ in Presidential Debate
Full Disclosure - I wrote most of this piece on Friday the 13th.
Johnny Robish
Sep 14
What’s With Elon & Taylor
What’s With Elon & Taylor
It’s been described as creepy
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 14
Keep Your Spiritual Transformation to Yourself
Keep Your Spiritual Transformation to Yourself
Don’t announce that you are post ego. If nobody notices, have you really gone post ego?
Clem Samson
Sep 14
LIVING DOLLS
LIVING DOLLS
Suspended from a rearview mirror, on a swing, with a metal bar up through her leg so she could stand, an 18-inch waist (if she were real)…
S. A. Mulholland
Sep 14
When I was Too Afraid to Pee
When I was Too Afraid to Pee
Pee can be scary
Alcoholicsaint
Sep 14
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 125
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 125
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 14
Uncover the Shocking Truth About Trump’s Recent Migrant Claims
Uncover the Shocking Truth About Trump’s Recent Migrant Claims
Is a Secretary of Pavement Protein Procurement in the works?
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 14
Citing Fear of Being Eaten, Snoop Dogg Joins Other Entertainers in Avoiding Ohio
Citing Fear of Being Eaten, Snoop Dogg Joins Other Entertainers in Avoiding Ohio
International superstar, rapper, actor Snoop Dogg announced that he has cancelled all future concerts and promotional appearances in the…
Rich Taylor
Sep 14
Corner the market on hot 75-year-old women. Start planning early.
Corner the market on hot 75-year-old women. Start planning early.
Don’t you want a rich, aging supermodel?
Matt Walsh
Sep 14
Comedy is the best commentary
Comedy is the best commentary
When “respectability” is insane, only comedy works
Mitch Trachtenberg
Sep 13
Is Renting An Airbnb Better Than Staying In A Hotel?
Is Renting An Airbnb Better Than Staying In A Hotel?
It’s a crap shoot. But these Airbnb hacks can help ensure a positive experience
Christine Stevens
Sep 13
Congratulations, of Sorts, Are in Order for Trump/Vance Campaign
Congratulations, of Sorts, Are in Order for Trump/Vance Campaign
Animal shelters across the country are reporting huge adoption increases due to false statements of both candidates
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 13
Announcing Our New Feline Offerings
Announcing Our New Feline Offerings
The Kansas City Steak Company Delivers New Adventures in Dining
Martha Manning, Ph.D.
Sep 13
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 124
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 124
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 13
Costco Sells Two Weird Items
Costco Sells Two Weird Items
I’ll bet you don’t know what they are
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 12
Immigrant Dog and Cat Recipe Book
Immigrant Dog and Cat Recipe Book
Also duck
Christine Stevens
Sep 12
All Cats Are Autistic and All Dogs Have ADHD
All Cats Are Autistic and All Dogs Have ADHD
Just a thought.
Burn Book
Sep 12
The Healing Power of Laughter
The Healing Power of Laughter
Success is scarce in places where there is little humor
Maliha Noushin
Sep 12
Brian Setzer Confirms That No Cats Have Been Eaten by Hungry Haitians
Brian Setzer Confirms That No Cats Have Been Eaten by Hungry Haitians
Don’t cross my path
John Corten
Sep 12
In Wake of Taylor Swift’s Endorsement of Kamala Harris, Trump Supporters Vow to Kneel While…
In Wake of Taylor Swift’s Endorsement of Kamala Harris, Trump Supporters Vow to Kneel While…
“Knees for Trump” Movement Emerges Following Music Superstar’s Surprise Endorsement Post
Rich Taylor
Sep 12
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