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Mob Burns Mar-A-Lago to free Drumpf
Mob Burns Mar-A-Lago to free Drumpf
Former president’s other attempts to escape fail
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 4
If I Were a Convicted Felon
If I Were a Convicted Felon
Would you vote for me anyway?
Mark Tulin
Jun 4
An 11 Year old’s Diary entry on Death
An 11 Year old’s Diary entry on Death
Trippy
Viraja Teggihal
Jun 4
The YouTuber
The YouTuber
Another 900K views for nobody you’ve ever heard of
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 4
Coffee and Donuts — What Was That?
Coffee and Donuts — What Was That?
A True Story: Not a story about what you think…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 4
The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Story You’re Subjected To Read Before Getting The Recipe
The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Story You’re Subjected To Read Before Getting The Recipe
When you want to cook, but the author of the recipe wants to get attention.
Dan Dore
Jun 4
It’s not my fault I can’t smile. I have a structural issue!
It’s not my fault I can’t smile. I have a structural issue!
Some people are born with dazzling smiles. When they smile, it lights up the room, people are drawn to them, they seem nicer, more…
Matt Walsh
Jun 4
threshold
threshold
between waking and dreaming.
Richard Whiddington
Jun 4
The Love & Hate Trait
The Love & Hate Trait
Vulnerability is often loved to see in others but hard for many to show themselves.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 3
Other Things Besides Fortune Cookies That Work When You Add “In Bed” to Them
Other Things Besides Fortune Cookies That Work When You Add “In Bed” to Them
Fortune cookie fortunes aren’t the only innocent thing you can make a little dirty (just for fun!)
Rachel Marsh
Jun 3
Twenty-Six — Looking For The Next Few Not Guilty For My Clients
Twenty-Six — Looking For The Next Few Not Guilty For My Clients
A Criminal Defense Attorney Tells It All…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 3
Premature Election 2024. Part 3 (It’s All Very Taxing Isn’t It).
Premature Election 2024. Part 3 (It’s All Very Taxing Isn’t It).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks union rights are what you call UK laws, like the…
Fatchecker
Jun 3
Why Do Women Look For 6'5" Blue-Eyed Men In Finance?
Why Do Women Look For 6'5" Blue-Eyed Men In Finance?
(Trust Fund)
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 2
That Wasn’t Chicken
That Wasn’t Chicken
Insanity is found hidden in the hairy reality of our decisions.
Scott Hamilton
Jun 2
Medium for Nothing
Medium for Nothing
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Jun 2
Black Curtains and Silver Horses
Black Curtains and Silver Horses
Exploring the Abstract World of “White Room”
Allen R Smith
Jun 2
reasons i share stuff on social media that are either a) better left unsaid, or b) told to a…
reasons i share stuff on social media that are either a) better left unsaid, or b) told to a…
1) when people talk about deeper stuff on social media, i pay more attention because i get tired of convos that are only about lighter…
Lara Starsearch
Jun 2
When You Unsubscribe From a Site
It’s more than “We Hate to See You Go.”
Carole Olsen
Jun 2
Amazing Math Tricks To Help You Survive In This Big Ole Nasty World
Amazing Math Tricks To Help You Survive In This Big Ole Nasty World
What’s bigger, 5% of 50, or 50% of 5?
Christine Stevens
Jun 1
World’s Greatest Hockey Player Spends a Day as a Construction Worker
World’s Greatest Hockey Player Spends a Day as a Construction Worker
McDavid Shocked by Men’s Conduct “Never Seen in the NHL”
Tim McCauley
Jun 1
Dear Prospective Employer
Dear Prospective Employer
Photo by Sebastian Herrmann on Unsplash
Mike Noble
Jun 1
My Wife Hates Little Peckers.
My Wife Hates Little Peckers.
She isn’t crazy about big peckers, either.
Robert Cormack
Jun 1
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
And other amazing life-changing clickformation!
Christine Stevens
May 31
Boeing Installs Parachutes In All New Aircraft
Boeing Installs Parachutes In All New Aircraft
The company attempts to restore passenger confidence after a series of production missteps
Christopher Holdroyd
May 31
Top Reasons For Trump’s Jury Verdict.
Top Reasons For Trump’s Jury Verdict.
It’s Simple, Really.
David Volk
May 31
Become A Christian Today and get 50000 Galactic Credits Towards a Total Skumbag Baddass Absolution!
Become A Christian Today and get 50000 Galactic Credits Towards a Total Skumbag Baddass Absolution!
In Memoriam, Darling Douglas Adams
Selena Routley
May 31
My Husband is “in Love” with a Pole Dancer I Can’t Compete With
My Husband is “in Love” with a Pole Dancer I Can’t Compete With
He gets weekly … from a woman who could double as a Cirque du Soleil performer.
Kristina God, MBA
May 31
The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt
The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt
It’s an anti-German sham trial!
Caleb Coy
May 31
How to holiday with kids
Leave them behind
Southside Dublin mom
May 31
Drumpf Conviction Sparks Kid Rebellion
Drumpf Conviction Sparks Kid Rebellion
Red state children emulate their role model
Phillip T Stephens
May 30
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