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Louisiana Mandates 10 Commandments in Classrooms
Louisiana Mandates 10 Commandments in Classrooms
Also mandated 10 Commandments 2.0 upgrade
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 20
Boeing Starliner’s Mission To Repair ISS Urine Converter Faces Urgency
Boeing Starliner’s Mission To Repair ISS Urine Converter Faces Urgency
Experimental space capsule does excremental duty
Christopher Holdroyd
Jun 20
In Honor Of Pride Month, I Rewatched “Bros.”
In Honor Of Pride Month, I Rewatched “Bros.”
The gayest movie ever made deserves more love.
Joe Bee
Jun 20
Best Places to Cry in your Car
Best Places to Cry in your Car
Having a sobbing mental breakdown in your car can be a cathartic experience. However, not all parking lots are created equal for such an…
Mara Macduff
Jun 20
I Found Out Why Men Think With Their “Heads Down”
I Found Out Why Men Think With Their “Heads Down”
And you’ll be surprised to learn why that is
Christine
Jun 20
Stupid Things Make Me Laugh
Stupid Things Make Me Laugh
No Matter What You Say, These Aren’t Dad Jokes.
David Volk
Jun 20
Somebody Beat Me To The Punch — No Pun Intended
Somebody Beat Me To The Punch — No Pun Intended
It could happen to you
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 20
My Cats are Masterminds
My Cats are Masterminds
Understanding the calculating behavior of my three felines
Nancy Parish
Jun 20
Take Two Platitudes And Call Me In The Morning
Take Two Platitudes And Call Me In The Morning
It’s time for your pop psych placebo
Stuart Grant
Jun 20
Everybody! Post Your Nudes
Everybody! Post Your Nudes
You might just save a teenage girl’s life
Christine's Adventures
Jun 20
The Naked Truth About ‘Posture Screening’: Some Colleges Required Nude Photos of Their Freshmen…
The Naked Truth About ‘Posture Screening’: Some Colleges Required Nude Photos of Their Freshmen…
These included former President George Bush, Hillary Clinton, journalist Bob Woodward, actress Meryl Streep, anchor Diane Sawyer and author…
Deborah Camp
Jun 19
Shirts Are Buttoned On Different Sides For Men And Women
Shirts Are Buttoned On Different Sides For Men And Women
And the reason is pervy
Christine Stevens
Jun 19
This author is simply out of step with Bridgerton.
This author is simply out of step with Bridgerton.
And it’s probably not why you think, Dear Reader.
The Bookworm Turns
Jun 19
A Dollar’s Worth
A Dollar’s Worth
Samuel Edme
Jun 19
Gazillionth Attempt to Write a Novel
Gazillionth Attempt to Write a Novel
I’m not kidding
Lara Starsearch
Jun 19
The Best Things To Do and See in Heaven This Year
The Best Things To Do and See in Heaven This Year
The tourist guide for everything you need to know before making the trip to the Pearly Gates
Tom Matthews
Jun 19
Glutton’s Paradise
Glutton’s Paradise
My time in sin city
Jeff Eagle
Jun 19
Interview With a Potential Employer If They Were My New Date, Jacob from Hinge
Interview With a Potential Employer If They Were My New Date, Jacob from Hinge
The job market is the new dating scene and I’m your Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Hire me!
Emily Cerrito
Jun 19
Trump’s Top Election Issues
Trump’s Top Election Issues
When Trump Babbles, It Means Something. We Just Don’t Know What.
David Volk
Jun 19
Petty Theft In Your 40s
Petty Theft In Your 40s
The do’s, the don’ts, and how to feel alive again.
Joe Bee
Jun 19
Feeling Proud On Father’s Day: A Nocturnal Man’s Journey To Accept His Father
Feeling Proud On Father’s Day: A Nocturnal Man’s Journey To Accept His Father
Life is not black and white, but shades of gray
Scott Christenson🌴
Jun 19
Never Date A Woman Who Is Out Of Your League
Never Date A Woman Who Is Out Of Your League
Here’s why
Christine's Adventures
Jun 19
Safeguarding Our Rights in Uncertain Times
Safeguarding Our Rights in Uncertain Times
The Role of the Supreme Court and Our Duty to Act
Allen R Smith
Jun 18
My Son’s Math Textbook Is So Gay
My Son’s Math Textbook Is So Gay
As a cis-gendered soccer mom, I’m outraged and scared for this country.
Christine Stevens
Jun 18
A Dead Bat, A Dead Cat, and A Dead Rat Walk Into A Bar
A Dead Bat, A Dead Cat, and A Dead Rat Walk Into A Bar
Finding the meaning of life in Animal Heaven
Nit Arora
Jun 18
He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does
He Definitely Can’t Run for Office Now, Unless of Course He Does
End of the road.
Ryan David
Jun 18
Exploring New Efficiencies in Life Sentences — A Grant Opportunity
Exploring New Efficiencies in Life Sentences — A Grant Opportunity
Your Bureau of Prisons seeks your contributions
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jun 18
The Swagger You Possess In Court Matters — Not The Client You Represent!
The Swagger You Possess In Court Matters — Not The Client You Represent!
Real stories from a real lawyer….
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 18
Sniffing Political mastIFFS, Glands and Butts
Sniffing Political mastIFFS, Glands and Butts
Tail of the dog
Charles McDonald
Jun 18
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Trumps to Celebrate Juneteenth by Jumping the Broom
Former President Donald Trump announced that he and former First Lady Melania Trump will celebrate Juneteenth by renewing their vows…
Rich Taylor
Jun 18
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