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Texas Educators Rewrite Dictionary
Texas Educators Rewrite Dictionary
Education Board challenges wokeness with sleepness
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 18
Are You No Longer Sexually Attracted To Your Partner?
Are You No Longer Sexually Attracted To Your Partner?
Five ways to fix that right now!
Christine's Adventures
Aug 18
He’s Not Really Married
He’s Not Really Married
He just looks that way on Facebook
Christine Stevens
Aug 18
I’m a Witch Doctor Who Practices Dark Magic, and I’m Here to Confess: I Think JD Vance Is One of My…
I’m a Witch Doctor Who Practices Dark Magic, and I’m Here to Confess: I Think JD Vance Is One of My…
A dash of bad breath, a pinch of fear, and a whole platform of bad policy
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 18
Trump Says He Knows AI When He Sees It, and Harris’s Crowds Were “Total Fake AI”
Trump Says He Knows AI When He Sees It, and Harris’s Crowds Were “Total Fake AI”
But a leaked document may say something else
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 18
The WHO Release New Album, “Monkeypox”
The WHO Release New Album, “Monkeypox”
The long-anticipated sophomore effort from the World Health Organization is out now, and it’s bigger, gayer, and sexier than anything…
Joe Bee
Aug 18
armpit hair ruminations
armpit hair ruminations
I’m here to normalize ‘normal.’ Everyone wants to be number one, super famous, go viral, have a million subscribers… ok maybe not everyone…
Lara Starsearch
Aug 18
Four Scores and Countless Metaphors
Four Scores and Countless Metaphors
Abraham Lincoln’s New Gettysburg Address
Allen R Smith
Aug 17
A Moon Meditation Hindered by Mosquitos
A Moon Meditation Hindered by Mosquitos
A bug poem
AbbeyO and The Chair Portal
Aug 17
Donald Trump Vows To Get Back At Kamala Harris By Voting Joe Biden For President
Donald Trump Vows To Get Back At Kamala Harris By Voting Joe Biden For President
Short Sighted Planning
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 16
Why Can’t I Find a Good Pair of Socks?
Why Can’t I Find a Good Pair of Socks?
My struggle.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 16
The Three Words Teachers Hate the Most
The Three Words Teachers Hate the Most
Back. To. School.
Mike Hickman
Aug 16
Being In My 50s Has Its Challenges
Being In My 50s Has Its Challenges
The fine print is always a bitch
Steve Uppendahl
Aug 16
25 Things I’m Looking Forward to in Our Dystopian Future
25 Things I’m Looking Forward to in Our Dystopian Future
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades
John Corten
Aug 16
Things I Say When People Give Me A Compliment On My Floral Shirt
Things I Say When People Give Me A Compliment On My Floral Shirt
I mean Thank-you?!?
Mayur Chauhan
Aug 16
Less Successful Iterations of the Harvey Wallbanger
Less Successful Iterations of the Harvey Wallbanger
With recipes
Sarah Totton
Aug 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 118
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 118
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 16
Yo, We’re the Dope Tech Agency Offering Everything Except a Living Wage
Yo, We’re the Dope Tech Agency Offering Everything Except a Living Wage
Go broke with us
Henry Loe
Aug 16
My Therapist Butt-Dialed Me After Our Meeting and I’m So Glad I’m Not Living Their Life
My Therapist Butt-Dialed Me After Our Meeting and I’m So Glad I’m Not Living Their Life
Perhaps I should be charging a copay.
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 16
20 Subject Headings from J.D. Vance’s Leaked Emails
20 Subject Headings from J.D. Vance’s Leaked Emails
Sofa, so good!
Ross Rosenfeld
Aug 16
The Initials ‘CEO’ Now Have A Whole New Meaning
The Initials ‘CEO’ Now Have A Whole New Meaning
One time in our no-so-distant past the term ‘CEO’, meaning ‘Chief Executive Officer’, was invented to replace the perfectly good word…
Roger Freed
Aug 16
The Ego Might Be The Problem
The Ego Might Be The Problem
A review of Clem Samson’s new book “The Seven Labyrinths.”
Ryan Eland
Aug 16
Have You Finished Renovating Your House to Look Like Everyone Else’s?
Have You Finished Renovating Your House to Look Like Everyone Else’s?
Counting backwards through the home décor trend cycle
Emily DeFreitas
Aug 16
My Boyfriend Is Too Woke to Spank Me
My Boyfriend Is Too Woke to Spank Me
Should I have seen it coming?
Honorata Onanisma
Aug 16
Twenty Funny Things For Guys To Say During Sex
Twenty Funny Things For Guys To Say During Sex
Straight from your boner to her funny bone
Christine's Adventures
Aug 15
A Few Notes While Third-Wheeling With A ‘Van Life’ Couple
A Few Notes While Third-Wheeling With A ‘Van Life’ Couple
Van life is life, and sometimes life ain’t easy. I fell asleep while driving again the other day and Rain and Corey got really mad. I…
r.j. kushner
Aug 15
Nobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!
Nobody Good Will Let Us Use Their Music!
Newly Leaked RNC Memo Reveals Trump Pivot to Public Domain Works at Future Rallies
Rich Taylor
Aug 15
Shakespeare Behind Bars — The Untold Story (Humor)
Shakespeare Behind Bars — The Untold Story (Humor)
True historical information- A historical research group in Wales has unearthed evidence that one William Shakespeare, father of famous…
Roger Freed
Aug 15
Republican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in Casino
Republican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in Casino
Now, that’s what I call taking a huge gamble!
Johnny Robish
Aug 14
You’d Like Your New Boyfriend to Take Down His Tinder Profile
You’d Like Your New Boyfriend to Take Down His Tinder Profile
Is that too much to ask?
Christine's Adventures
Aug 14
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