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Other Things Besides Fortune Cookies That Work When You Add “In Bed” to Them
Other Things Besides Fortune Cookies That Work When You Add “In Bed” to Them
Fortune cookie fortunes aren’t the only innocent thing you can make a little dirty (just for fun!)
Rachel Marsh
Jun 3
Twenty-Six — Looking For The Next Few Not Guilty For My Clients
Twenty-Six — Looking For The Next Few Not Guilty For My Clients
A Criminal Defense Attorney Tells It All…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 3
Why Do Women Look For 6'5" Blue-Eyed Men In Finance?
Why Do Women Look For 6'5" Blue-Eyed Men In Finance?
(Trust Fund)
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 2
That Wasn’t Chicken
That Wasn’t Chicken
Insanity is found hidden in the hairy reality of our decisions.
Scott Hamilton
Jun 2
Medium for Nothing
Medium for Nothing
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Jun 2
Black Curtains and Silver Horses
Black Curtains and Silver Horses
Exploring the Abstract World of “White Room”
Allen R Smith
Jun 2
reasons i share stuff on social media that are either a) better left unsaid, or b) told to a…
reasons i share stuff on social media that are either a) better left unsaid, or b) told to a…
1) when people talk about deeper stuff on social media, i pay more attention because i get tired of convos that are only about lighter…
Lara Starsearch
Jun 2
When You Unsubscribe From a Site
It’s more than “We Hate to See You Go.”
Carole Olsen
Jun 2
Amazing Math Tricks To Help You Survive In This Big Ole Nasty World
Amazing Math Tricks To Help You Survive In This Big Ole Nasty World
What’s bigger, 5% of 50, or 50% of 5?
Christine Stevens
Jun 1
World’s Greatest Hockey Player Spends a Day as a Construction Worker
World’s Greatest Hockey Player Spends a Day as a Construction Worker
McDavid Shocked by Men’s Conduct “Never Seen in the NHL”
Tim McCauley
Jun 1
Dear Prospective Employer
Dear Prospective Employer
Photo by Sebastian Herrmann on Unsplash
Mike Noble
Jun 1
My Wife Hates Little Peckers.
My Wife Hates Little Peckers.
She isn’t crazy about big peckers, either.
Robert Cormack
Jun 1
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
Spray WD-40 Up Your Faucet At Night If Alone
And other amazing life-changing clickformation!
Christine Stevens
May 31
Boeing Installs Parachutes In All New Aircraft
Boeing Installs Parachutes In All New Aircraft
The company attempts to restore passenger confidence after a series of production missteps
Christopher Holdroyd
May 31
Top Reasons For Trump’s Jury Verdict.
Top Reasons For Trump’s Jury Verdict.
It’s Simple, Really.
David Volk
May 31
Become A Christian Today and get 50000 Galactic Credits Towards a Total Skumbag Baddass Absolution!
Become A Christian Today and get 50000 Galactic Credits Towards a Total Skumbag Baddass Absolution!
In Memoriam, Darling Douglas Adams
Selena Routley
May 31
My Husband is “in Love” with a Pole Dancer I Can’t Compete With
My Husband is “in Love” with a Pole Dancer I Can’t Compete With
He gets weekly … from a woman who could double as a Cirque du Soleil performer.
Kristina God, MBA
May 31
The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt
The Entire Prosecutorial Team of the Nuremberg Trials Is Anti-Nazi, Which Makes It A Witch-Hunt
It’s an anti-German sham trial!
Caleb Coy
May 31
How to holiday with kids
Leave them behind
Southside Dublin mom
May 31
Drumpf Conviction Sparks Kid Rebellion
Drumpf Conviction Sparks Kid Rebellion
Red state children emulate their role model
Phillip T Stephens
May 30
Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial
Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial
Anyone know when the MAGAs plan to start the Civil War? I’d kinda like to take my vacation first.
Johnny Robish
May 30
Do Women Really Want That?
Do Women Really Want That?
Men are losing their ability to communicate.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 30
The Kars4Kids Commercial is Getting on My Last Nerve
The Kars4Kids Commercial is Getting on My Last Nerve
You can have my car right now — just please stop!
Deborah Camp
May 30
What Should You Tip Your Doctor?
What Should You Tip Your Doctor?
Guidance from the American Medical Association
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 30
Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major
Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major
Sheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a…
Simon Black
May 29
Why Trump’s Memorial Day Message Was So Funny
Why Trump’s Memorial Day Message Was So Funny
But Not In A Knee-Slapping Kind Of Way.
David Volk
May 29
FAQ for Judges
FAQ for Judges
Is it ethical for a judge to accept expensive gifts from people who might have business before the court?
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 29
10 Self-Help Books That Will Actually Just Make Your Life Worse
10 Self-Help Books That Will Actually Just Make Your Life Worse
The NYT raves, “God, I hope these aren’t real”
Aine Hunt
May 29
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers
How to stay single forever
Pam Gaslow
May 29
I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy
I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy
The detours never end
K. B. Cottrill
May 29
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