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Youth Guide to British Democracy
Youth Guide to British Democracy
Hey, Daddio! Put that milkshake down and dig the voting groove!
Ian Vince
May 7
What’s That? What? That! ARGGH!
What’s That? What? That! ARGGH!
Failures to Communicate
Richard Posner
May 7
There Was An Old Lady Who Checked Her Paperless Inbox
There Was An Old Lady Who Checked Her Paperless Inbox
Perhaps she’ll find out what’s in it
Caleb Coy
May 7
Making a Difference
Making a Difference
Even your pathetic attempts can help
David Martin
May 7
Your Crusty White Dog Regrets to Inform You He Wants to Die
Your Crusty White Dog Regrets to Inform You He Wants to Die
Please release me from this life…
Aine Hunt
May 7
The Ginger Cat Gangs of Georgia
The Ginger Cat Gangs of Georgia
A cat tale of litters and litterbugs based on true encounters.
Ka Falcon
May 7
I Just Pooped My Pants
I Just Pooped My Pants
Here are 4 leadership lessons I learned from a crappy situation
Chelsea Rose
May 7
10 Ways to Destroy My Sweater
10 Ways to Destroy My Sweater
Weezer’s Blue Album was released on May 10, 1994
Dani Bostick
May 7
Misperception
Misperception
For Christmas, my sister gave me a charcoal-gray sweater from J Crew, and I have to admit, I look sharp in it. Yesterday I wore my sweater…
Royal Alvis
May 6
Jeff Lebowski — fashion icon & role model
Jeff Lebowski — fashion icon & role model
Jeff achieves what many streetwear enthusiasts strive for in vain: looking effortlessly cool. Better known as “the Dude,” he shuffles…
Antonia Mittmann
May 6
Why The Hell Are You Not Sending Your Lover Romantic Texts?
Why The Hell Are You Not Sending Your Lover Romantic Texts?
What’s wrong with you? Are you dead?
Christine Stevens
May 6
An Actual Conversation: Between Husband And Wife — Who Happen To Be Writers
An Actual Conversation: Between Husband And Wife — Who Happen To Be Writers
Here on Medium…
Dr. E.R. Báez
May 6
I am uniquely qualified to hold this senate seat
I am uniquely qualified to hold this senate seat
because I’m dead
Kara Panzer
May 6
Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident
Utah Jails Superman for Transgender Bathroom Incident
Superhero caught with his tights down
K. B. Cottrill
May 6
The Side Effects Of Not Drinking Coffee
The Side Effects Of Not Drinking Coffee
Otherwise, you can’t go pooping first thing in the morning
Vivian
May 6
Johnny Depp Gave Me a Black Eye.
Johnny Depp Gave Me a Black Eye.
If we ever meet, we’re having words.
Steven Uppendahl
May 6
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Seven
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Seven
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 6
The New Tier of Medium Membership
The New Tier of Medium Membership
Medium Friends with Benefits™
Stuart Grant
May 6
How to Transform Your Home From Squalid to Spectacular Through the Life-Changing Magic of Reality…
How to Transform Your Home From Squalid to Spectacular Through the Life-Changing Magic of Reality…
It’s effortless! It’s FREE!
Jan M Flynn
May 6
An Argument For Imagination-ships
An Argument For Imagination-ships
Dream it, don’t live it!
Moyosore Quadri
May 6
Surviving the City Museum of St. Louis, MO and Other Obstacles
Surviving the City Museum of St. Louis, MO and Other Obstacles
Without having to sacrifice a child to the travel gods
Gloria Lucas
May 6
Top Lessons From Time’s Trump Story
Top Lessons From Time’s Trump Story
It’s Not Quite “Time Kampf,” But He Warned You. You Just Weren’t Paying Attention.
David Volk
May 6
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (Still A Drag)
Patriarchy, Patriarchy (Still A Drag)
You know what the problem with patriarchy is?
Fatchecker
May 6
Do We All Need Emotional Support?
Do We All Need Emotional Support?
How an animal can be your companion almost everywhere
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 5
Five Ways to Avoid Seasickness on a Single’s Cruise
Five Ways to Avoid Seasickness on a Single’s Cruise
So you can stay healthy enough to have all the meaningless sex you signed up for.
Christine's Adventures
May 5
The Day I Had to Give My Boyfriend Pleasure with My Mouth [For the First Time]
The Day I Had to Give My Boyfriend Pleasure with My Mouth [For the First Time]
I can’t even use the word
Honorata Onanisma
May 5
A Communications Disruption May Mean Many Things
A Communications Disruption May Mean Many Things
An example of why I probably shouldn’t write the next Star Wars movie.
Martin French
May 5
FAQs about using our mildly toxic baby frogs against problem neighbors
FAQs about using our mildly toxic baby frogs against problem neighbors
Q: Exactly how does the process work? Would someone need to eat them?
Ken Kamami
May 5
Are Americans Fed Up with Sex?
Are Americans Fed Up with Sex?
Alarming research indicates some intriguing results
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 4
Woman Encounters Human Male in Wild
Woman Encounters Human Male in Wild
“I was really intimidated!”
Brian Theobald
May 4
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