Homepage
Open in app
Sign in
Get started
The Haven
A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk
About
Haven Animation
Clem Samson
Larry Lambert
Archives
Write/Support
School
Follow
FUNNY STUFF
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers — Travel Edition
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers — Travel Edition
I’m not getting on a plane to see a bird
Pam Gaslow
Jun 6
TSA-pre … What ?
TSA-pre … What ?
Since ‘Ziggy’ Freud we know, trying to comprehend what drives people is yeoman’s work and it doesn’t help that there’s lots that can get…
Tom Deisboeck
Jun 6
Duck, Duck, Goose
Duck, Duck, Goose
How to tell a Canadian
David Martin
Jun 6
Friday is National Donut Day — How Sweet!
Friday is National Donut Day — How Sweet!
It’s celebrated each year the first Friday in June
Deborah Camp
Jun 6
Premature Election 2024. Part 4 (Leadership Down).
Premature Election 2024. Part 4 (Leadership Down).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a food bank is a discount retailer chain, like the…
Fatchecker
Jun 6
Why Do We Want To Watch Terrible Things Happening To People On Television?
Why Do We Want To Watch Terrible Things Happening To People On Television?
The birth of morbidity
Clem Samson
Jun 5
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Six
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Six
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 5
Tarzan Keep Reader in Vice-Grip of Reading and Not Let Go
Tarzan Keep Reader in Vice-Grip of Reading and Not Let Go
Tarzan keep you hooked from vine to page.
Peter Schooff
Jun 5
Why You Should Have a Plank Picture in Your Tinder Profile
Why You Should Have a Plank Picture in Your Tinder Profile
Plank is the best exercise for your core and to increase your sex appeal
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 5
Woman, believing she was in imminent danger, accidentally joins a run club.
Woman, believing she was in imminent danger, accidentally joins a run club.
A Gold Coast woman, Marta Hawn, got the fright of her life yesterday while walking home from the supermarket. After picking up some staples…
Desmond Penny
Jun 5
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Five
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Five
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 5
Do My Husband’s Noises Just Bother Me, or is it Misophonia?
Do My Husband’s Noises Just Bother Me, or is it Misophonia?
A little-known condition affects a small amount of people each year.
Carole Olsen
Jun 5
Warning! Never Ask Rosie How She Feels
Warning! Never Ask Rosie How She Feels
Unless you’ve got the time and are willing to hear the answer
Vera-Marie Landi
Jun 5
Mob Burns Mar-A-Lago to free Drumpf
Mob Burns Mar-A-Lago to free Drumpf
Former president’s other attempts to escape fail
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 4
If I Were a Convicted Felon
If I Were a Convicted Felon
Would you vote for me anyway?
Mark Tulin
Jun 4
An 11 Year old’s Diary entry on Death
An 11 Year old’s Diary entry on Death
Trippy
Viraja Teggihal
Jun 4
The YouTuber
The YouTuber
Another 900K views for nobody you’ve ever heard of
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 4
Coffee and Donuts — What Was That?
Coffee and Donuts — What Was That?
A True Story: Not a story about what you think…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 4
The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Story You’re Subjected To Read Before Getting The Recipe
The Greatest Story Ever Told: The Story You’re Subjected To Read Before Getting The Recipe
When you want to cook, but the author of the recipe wants to get attention.
Dan Dore
Jun 4
It’s not my fault I can’t smile. I have a structural issue!
It’s not my fault I can’t smile. I have a structural issue!
Some people are born with dazzling smiles. When they smile, it lights up the room, people are drawn to them, they seem nicer, more…
Matt Walsh
Jun 4
threshold
threshold
between waking and dreaming.
Richard Whiddington
Jun 4
The Love & Hate Trait
The Love & Hate Trait
Vulnerability is often loved to see in others but hard for many to show themselves.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 3
Other Things Besides Fortune Cookies That Work When You Add “In Bed” to Them
Other Things Besides Fortune Cookies That Work When You Add “In Bed” to Them
Fortune cookie fortunes aren’t the only innocent thing you can make a little dirty (just for fun!)
Rachel Marsh
Jun 3
Twenty-Six — Looking For The Next Few Not Guilty For My Clients
Twenty-Six — Looking For The Next Few Not Guilty For My Clients
A Criminal Defense Attorney Tells It All…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 3
Premature Election 2024. Part 3 (It’s All Very Taxing Isn’t It).
Premature Election 2024. Part 3 (It’s All Very Taxing Isn’t It).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks union rights are what you call UK laws, like the…
Fatchecker
Jun 3
Why Do Women Look For 6'5" Blue-Eyed Men In Finance?
Why Do Women Look For 6'5" Blue-Eyed Men In Finance?
(Trust Fund)
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 2
That Wasn’t Chicken
That Wasn’t Chicken
Insanity is found hidden in the hairy reality of our decisions.
Scott Hamilton
Jun 2
Medium for Nothing
Medium for Nothing
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Jun 2
Black Curtains and Silver Horses
Black Curtains and Silver Horses
Exploring the Abstract World of “White Room”
Allen R Smith
Jun 2
reasons i share stuff on social media that are either a) better left unsaid, or b) told to a…
reasons i share stuff on social media that are either a) better left unsaid, or b) told to a…
1) when people talk about deeper stuff on social media, i pay more attention because i get tired of convos that are only about lighter…
Lara Starsearch
Jun 2
About The Haven
Latest Stories
Archive
About Medium
Terms
Privacy
Teams