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Trump Delivers Sermon on the Mount
On a mountain of bullshit, of course.
Ross Rosenfeld
Jul 18
Will You Be My Lawfully Wedded Corporate Partner?
Will You Be My Lawfully Wedded Corporate Partner?
Let’s leverage our synergy ‘til the end of our contract, baby
Ally Bush
Jul 18
How Are Project 2025 And A Catholic School Prom Alike?
The Answer Might Surprise You.
David Volk
Jul 18
3 Ways To Dispute Your Losing Lottery Ticket
3 Ways To Dispute Your Losing Lottery Ticket
Make audacity pay dividends
Carlo Zeno
Jul 18
Who Says Cats Are Lazy?
Who Says Cats Are Lazy?
They work multiple jobs every day.
Nancy Parish
Jul 18
Ozempic Baby Boom or Bust?
Ozempic Baby Boom or Bust?
Common sense explains what science can’t
Christopher Holdroyd
Jul 18
Gravity Gives up, Starts Letting Science Deniers Hurtle Into Space
Gravity Gives up, Starts Letting Science Deniers Hurtle Into Space
Treading extremely lightly
John Corten
Jul 18
Nothing to Say is Plenty Said for Bob
Nothing to Say is Plenty Said for Bob
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Jul 18
Making Delicious Mincemeat Out Of Today’s Headlines
Making Delicious Mincemeat Out Of Today’s Headlines
Because otherwise, I’m sorry, the news is just too damn depressing.
Christine Stevens
Jul 18
Strange Mating Habits of Humans
Strange Mating Habits of Humans
The wild and wacky world of searching for romance online
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 17
Lesbians! Elephants! Babies! Sarcasm!
Lesbians! Elephants! Babies! Sarcasm!
What I Learned from Magazines this Month
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jul 17
From Know All to Know Nothing
From Know All to Know Nothing
In one easy move
Mike Hickman
Jul 17
Six Ways to Cure the Summer Blahs
Six Ways to Cure the Summer Blahs
Time Wasters for the Terminally Bored
Amy Stinnett
Jul 17
The Republican National Convention Is Grindr’s “Super Bowl”
The Republican National Convention Is Grindr’s “Super Bowl”
Sources inside the gay dating app claim traffic increases significantly during the RNC, and it’s easy to see why.
Joe Bee
Jul 17
My Nextdoor Neighbor Is a Real Witch
My Nextdoor Neighbor Is a Real Witch
I don’t want to be barfing up cockroaches, so I’m nice to her.
Carole Olsen
Jul 17
Tucker is Now Getting Concierge Grooming
Tucker is Now Getting Concierge Grooming
How his groomer and I turned her misfortune into our gain
Pam Winter
Jul 17
Blowing Up a Porta-Potty at 18 Was a Bad Idea
Blowing Up a Porta-Potty at 18 Was a Bad Idea
Fireworks, perfume samples, and bored teen boys don’t mix well
Steve Uppendahl
Jul 17
This Is How It Starts
This Is How It Starts
Forget Chaos, In Tedium We Can Steal.
David Volk
Jul 17
Can You Get into Harvard? Take This Entrance Exam And Find Out
Can You Get into Harvard? Take This Entrance Exam And Find Out
Harvard only accepts 4.7% of applicants to its ivy-covered institution. Are you as good as that 4.7 percent or are you just another…
Christine Stevens
Jul 17
Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce
Iceland — A Million Beautiful Sights You Can’t Pronounce
Photo: Shutterstock
Pam Gaslow
Jul 17
25 Things Bandarískurs Shouldn’t Say In Iceland
25 Things Bandarískurs Shouldn’t Say In Iceland
Because then they’ll know you’re a Bandarískur.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Jul 17
AI’s Big Military Moment: Autonomous Weapons Enter The Battlefield And Ope, Everyone’s Dead
AI’s Big Military Moment: Autonomous Weapons Enter The Battlefield And Ope, Everyone’s Dead
A Ukrainian drone company recently tested its new autonomous armed drones and now everyone in the vicinity is dead.
Miles-Erik Bell
Jul 17
Non-Profit Group Raffling Off AR-15 at Republican Convention
Non-Profit Group Raffling Off AR-15 at Republican Convention
Sounds like the Peoples Temple folks may soon have to make room for the ‘Trump Cult’
Johnny Robish
Jul 16
God to GOP: Don’t Thank Me
God to GOP: Don’t Thank Me
Denies responsibility for saving Drumpf
Phillip T Stephens
Jul 16
All Cars In EU To Be Fitted With Socialism
All Cars In EU To Be Fitted With Socialism
Will take control of your vehicle to prevent it from selfishness and greed
Christine Stevens
Jul 16
Recently I have started working out
Recently I have started working out
There is a lot to learn in a gym, lol.
Pushpender Yadav
Jul 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 109
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 109
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 16
Showing the doctor my privates
Showing the doctor my privates
And getting value from the cleaner
Southside Dublin mom
Jul 16
Neurologists Confirm Post-Ego Method Of Thinking Without Words
Neurologists Confirm Post-Ego Method Of Thinking Without Words
This is confirmation of what we already know — YOU CAN escape the ego, but it’s not with ordinary “word thinking”
Clem Samson
Jul 15
Men and Violence
Men and Violence
Why has the world of the male human always been so brutal
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 15
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