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I Medically Need Coffee
I Medically Need Coffee
Will die without it.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 12
What Am I Doing Wrong? Why Can’t I Make A Cent On JumpKick.net?
What Am I Doing Wrong? Why Can’t I Make A Cent On JumpKick.net?
I can’t believe it! I have tried and tried to get a winning spiel on Jumpkick.net, the website where you can start a fundraiser for…
Roger Freed
Aug 12
Thirst Things First
Thirst Things First
How do you do, summer in New York City, 1992
Spyder Darling
Aug 12
Maga Campaign Hits Harris Iceberg… Lowers Lifeboats
Maga Campaign Hits Harris Iceberg… Lowers Lifeboats
Unwise Trump pirates Celine's song about the Titanic sinking
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 12
Drumpf Promises to Withdraw from 2028 Olympics
Drumpf Promises to Withdraw from 2028 Olympics
”Why should we share with the riffraff?”
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 11
Honesty In Dating
Honesty In Dating
The next person you date might not be who you think they are
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 11
Wrap Your Car Keys In Foil At Night When You Get Home!
Wrap Your Car Keys In Foil At Night When You Get Home!
And miscellaneous other important travel nonsense
Christine Stevens
Aug 11
How I Feel About Boxing — You Should Share The Same Feelings
How I Feel About Boxing — You Should Share The Same Feelings
Well, only if you have ever been in the ring!!!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Aug 11
I am worried about these newest Captchas
I am worried about these newest Captchas
Sometimes we forget the people we love, but I’ve never forgotten anyone or anything I’ve hated — which is why everybody knows what a…
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Aug 11
The Magical Adventures of My Office HP Printer.
The Magical Adventures of My Office HP Printer.
My office’s enchantment box — the one that spits out words and pictures. It’s like a talking parrot but with paper plumes. They call it…
Biswajit Nayak
Aug 11
“How Can I Couch This in Terms So You Can Understand?”
“How Can I Couch This in Terms So You Can Understand?”
That one line is a pretty good bet right now
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 11
Records Verify Drumpf Helicopter Story
Records Verify Drumpf Helicopter Story
Also show he was killed and replaced by buggy AI
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 10
Destined For The Smoothie; An Angry Letter From The Forgotten Bananas In The Bowl
Destined For The Smoothie; An Angry Letter From The Forgotten Bananas In The Bowl
I Am So Desperate To Be Used, I Swear I’ll Go With Anything.
Adam Foster-Bridges
Aug 10
30 Things No One Has Ever Said
30 Things No One Has Ever Said
I’m getting an extra colonoscopy to make sure I hit my deductible early
John Corten
Aug 10
Alternative News Website Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.
Alternative News Website Gets First Hand Account Of Israeli Settlers Taking Over Palestinian Land.
A side development of the current Israeli/Palestinian conflict is the Israeli annexing of further Palestinian land for their ever-swelling…
Roger Freed
Aug 10
Hi, My Name Is Sean
Hi, My Name Is Sean
And you better believe I’m an alcoholic
Spyder Darling
Aug 10
“Waiter… I’ll Have The Salmon-ella!”
“Waiter… I’ll Have The Salmon-ella!”
Are Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s brain worms caused by eating roadkill?
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 117
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 117
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 10
I Have a Big Deck
I Have a Big Deck
Well, at least I used to…
TOM★LEU
Aug 10
Donald Trump Vows To Get Back At Kamala Harris By Voting Joe Biden For President
Donald Trump Vows To Get Back At Kamala Harris By Voting Joe Biden For President
Short Sighted Planning
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 10
A Doctor’s Dilemma
A Doctor’s Dilemma
After the love making came the guilt feelings
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 9
Latest News Does Not Bode Well For Trump- His Followers Find Out He Has ‘The Mark Of The Beast’ On…
An anonymous, blank envelope appeared in Stuart’s box while he was out at an emergency call at the Westline Hospital. There was nothing…
Roger Freed
Aug 9
How to Forgive Yourself for Quitting Your Childhood Gymnastics Class Whenever the Olympics Happens
How to Forgive Yourself for Quitting Your Childhood Gymnastics Class Whenever the Olympics Happens
If only you hadn’t switched to horseback riding, you could be in Paris right now
Rachel Marsh
Aug 9
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 116
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 116
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 9
I Made My Dog Instagram Famous Because I Am A Hideous Rat
I Made My Dog Instagram Famous Because I Am A Hideous Rat
A how-to guide on making your pet a cash cow when you have no talent or life skills
Ivana Klara
Aug 9
The Perfect Profile
The Perfect Profile
He joined a dating app and didn’t get a response
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 8
New Blocker App Will Prevent Your Computer From Displaying Articles That Claim Alcohol Causes…
New Blocker App Will Prevent Your Computer From Displaying Articles That Claim Alcohol Causes…
Because these articles are seriously bumming us out.
Christine Stevens
Aug 8
Criterion To Release Zapruder Film In 4K Ultra HD
Criterion To Release Zapruder Film In 4K Ultra HD
NEW YORK, NY — Home-video distribution company The Criterion Collection is set to release the infamous film of the JFK assassination in…
S.L. Neechski
Aug 8
My Phone Is Like The Doll In “Chucky”
My Phone Is Like The Doll In “Chucky”
Like everyone on the planet Earth I have tried to look at my phone screen LESS.
Mike Player
Aug 8
The Uncomfortable Truth About Cheating in Happy Marriages (Can Happy Husbands Cheat?)
The Uncomfortable Truth About Cheating in Happy Marriages (Can Happy Husbands Cheat?)
Even if it makes you squirm — we need to talk about this.
Amey Deo
Aug 8
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