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Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation
Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation
Sometimes the most challenging part of our workout isn’t the weights, but the fear of working out in a gym, or “gymtimidation.” That’s why…
Tmobradach
Sep 24
Eagle-Eyed Viewers Claim This Photo From Is Proof Of Time Travel
Eagle-Eyed Viewers Claim This Photo From Is Proof Of Time Travel
Is this that a cellphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me, great grandad?
Christine Stevens
Sep 24
NY Times Correspondent Maggie Haberman Notes Laura Loomer Omitted Needed Fashion Accessory in…
NY Times Correspondent Maggie Haberman Notes Laura Loomer Omitted Needed Fashion Accessory in…
“Actually, she forgot two of them,” comments Haberman
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 24
Are You in Your Early 40s? You’re Basically a Senior Citizen
Are You in Your Early 40s? You’re Basically a Senior Citizen
It’s science
Kristen Stark
Sep 24
I’m Always Busy…But I’m Also Never Busy
I’m Always Busy…But I’m Also Never Busy
A paradox.
Ryan Redmond
Sep 24
Live with your guilty habits
Live with your guilty habits
Because a Little Sin Makes Life Sweeter
Hanna Z
Sep 24
Sure, We Asked for Your Gender
Sure, We Asked for Your Gender
But we don’t believe what you told us
Chris Raymond
Sep 24
What P. Diddy’s Housekeeper Saw!
What P. Diddy’s Housekeeper Saw!
Are dildos dishwasher safe?
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 24
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Words I despise.
Kyle Wells
Sep 23
Overheard on a Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser
Overheard on a Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser
My wife can jump from the swim platform
Ida Adams
Sep 23
We Hate Rejecting You!
We Hate Rejecting You!
Dear Creative:
Lev Raphael
Sep 23
After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…
After I Die, You’ll Know I’m With You When…
I show up to the seance ten minutes late and ask for a cup of coffee.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Sep 23
I Got a New Writing Gig
I Got a New Writing Gig
Writing for the Haven
Mark Ewbie
Sep 23
Pissing in the Ocean
Pissing in the Ocean
Or, how I stole the heart of the Home Coming Queen
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 23
Warning: Disturbing Photos
Warning: Disturbing Photos
Advisory — The Following Photos May Trigger Sensitive People
Christine Stevens
Sep 23
House Guest
House Guest
Weeks ago, I ran into my old high school friend, Antonio. He said that he was now married, and just had a baby, and for old time’s sake…
Royal Alvis
Sep 23
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary Biologists
Scientists: The Latest Violence and Atrocities Are Easily Explained By Evolutionary Biologists
It’s perfectly normal, in fact.
Clem Samson
Sep 23
8 Ways Mother Nature Proves She’s a Girl’s Girl
8 Ways Mother Nature Proves She’s a Girl’s Girl
Ladies, gather ‘round.
Burn Book
Sep 23
Ya, Sure
Ya, Sure
Valentina stood in the entrance to Palace Pizza. The breeze rippled her flower print dress. She brushed dark hair from her face. Awestruck…
John K Adams
Sep 23
The Sport of Hobby Horsing
The Sport of Hobby Horsing
No way you say
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 22
Scientists: Your Life Is A Complete Accident
Scientists: Your Life Is A Complete Accident
Devoid of any inherent meaning whatsoever
Clem Samson
Sep 22
All ass and no eyebrows
And wishing I had time to be selfish
Southside Dublin mom
Sep 22
I Am Not My Body
I Am Not My Body
My body is not my body
Clem Samson
Sep 22
Things I Don’t Understand About Sports No Matter How Many Times They’re Explained to Me
Things I Don’t Understand About Sports No Matter How Many Times They’re Explained to Me
What the hell is “offside”?
Patrick Metzger
Sep 22
What Happened to the Coin-Counting Machine?
What Happened to the Coin-Counting Machine?
Am I in the wrong bank or on another planet?
Vera-Marie Landi
Sep 22
Classic Windows screensavers ranked by Werner Herzog
Classic Windows screensavers ranked by Werner Herzog
8. Photo slideshow
Jill Bennett
Sep 22
10 Recommended Ways to Suppress a Fart
10 Recommended Ways to Suppress a Fart
Scroll down quick and no one will see what you’re reading
John Corten
Sep 22
Back To Hollywood
Back To Hollywood
This ain’t Jaws V baby, this is Tinsel Town
Spyder Darling
Sep 22
Operation: Out of the Frying Pan
Operation: Out of the Frying Pan
How to flee India in 10,000 easy steps.
Scott Hamilton
Sep 22
The faux Lumberjack Beard Epidemic
The faux Lumberjack Beard Epidemic
You don’t own an ax. Your beard is a lie.
Matt Walsh
Sep 22
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