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Things Taylor Swift Could Influence Instead of the Election
Things Taylor Swift Could Influence Instead of the Election
Is she truly “Fearless”?
Brian Buseck
Aug 24
LIFESTYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS – From the Ritz to the Rubble
LIFESTYLE OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS – From the Ritz to the Rubble
Back to Dog Town
Matt Youth
Aug 24
An Existential Crisis at the Cat Café
An Existential Crisis at the Cat Café
Am I truly unloveable
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 24
In Wake of Triumphant Convention, Dems Announce Launch of “The Kamala H-Eras” Tour
In Wake of Triumphant Convention, Dems Announce Launch of “The Kamala H-Eras” Tour
Late Thursday night, a sea of red, white and blue balloons floating from the ceiling of Chicago’s United Center signaled the conclusion of…
Rich Taylor
Aug 24
Another Open Letter To Starbucks
Another Open Letter To Starbucks
If Fall Can Begin With PSL, Why Can’t Winter Begin With ENL.
David Volk
Aug 24
Raw Milk Influencer Also Diarrhea Influencer
Raw Milk Influencer Also Diarrhea Influencer
DALLAS, TX — Raw milk influencer Ryan Yorkel, founder of Make America Diarrhea Again (MADA), recently came forward as a diarrhea…
S.L. Neechski
Aug 24
Nutty Ain’t Slutty, And Crazy Ain’t Lazy.
Nutty Ain’t Slutty, And Crazy Ain’t Lazy.
What exactly is weird these days?
Robert Cormack
Aug 24
Isla helps me find the good in the bad
Isla helps me find the good in the bad
I like trying to turn things that I find annoying into things that I like… let alone love. I’m not doing it to be in a state of denial. I’m…
Lara Starsearch
Aug 23
Kamala Pushes Radical Communist Agenda At DNC
Kamala Pushes Radical Communist Agenda At DNC
“Workers of the world unite!”
Brian Theobald
Aug 23
Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!! Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!!
Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!! Kamala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ti-da!!!
The best lines from the DNC, and more unhinged ranting from a man who can’t get his crowd size up.
Ross Rosenfeld
Aug 23
No, I Won’t “Write You on WhatsApp,” Ms Artful Dodger Spammer in the Comments
No, I Won’t “Write You on WhatsApp,” Ms Artful Dodger Spammer in the Comments
But nice try — humour and a warning to our wonderful community in one piece. I must be feeling public spirited today
Mike Hickman
Aug 23
Code Words To Surmise You’re Talking To My Clone, And Not Me
Code Words To Surmise You’re Talking To My Clone, And Not Me
No complaints, really!
Mayur Chauhan
Aug 23
It’s Time For the Harris/Walz Campaign to Go To The Dogs
It’s Time For the Harris/Walz Campaign to Go To The Dogs
It would be music to our country’s ears
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 23
Expressing Your Road Rage When You’re Too Scared To Honk The Horn
Expressing Your Road Rage When You’re Too Scared To Honk The Horn
For many of us, conflict can be scary. Nobody wants to write a difficult email or confront their roommate about her live-in boyfriend who…
Mara Macduff
Aug 23
BIG NEWS- COMPUTER EXPERTS REVEAL THAT DONALD TRUMP IS ACTUALLY AN AI GENERATED FAKE!
The ruse lasted so long it’s unbelievable, just as the revealed truth is equally unbelievable, and equally true. Computer experts have…
Roger Freed
Aug 23
I Am Sam, The Kitty Who Ran Away 11 Years Ago
I Am Sam, The Kitty Who Ran Away 11 Years Ago
Here’s the real reason I left that cat lady.
Christine Stevens
Aug 22
Sensations
Sensations
The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain
Maliha Noushin
Aug 22
It’s Time To Censor Well-Known Perv Edward Lear!
It’s Time To Censor Well-Known Perv Edward Lear!
I’m not easily offended by offensive things, you could count on your hands and maybe a calculator the number of arguments I’ve had about…
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Aug 22
LA28: 3 New Sports You Can’t Miss
LA28: 3 New Sports You Can’t Miss
Why the Los Angeles Summer Olympics will break all records
L.B. Lewis
Aug 22
Trump Unveils New Strategy to Regain Momentum
Trump Unveils New Strategy to Regain Momentum
Hint: It Involves Tic Tacs
Eric Milch
Aug 22
The Benefits of Having an Abortion Clinic on Every Block
The Benefits of Having an Abortion Clinic on Every Block
Vote! For! Kamala! If! You! Love! LOVE! LOOOOVE! Abortions!
Rachel Marsh
Aug 21
Malcolm’s Online Aubergine
Malcolm’s Online Aubergine
Ah, the life-enhancing opportunities of the 21st century internet
Mike Hickman
Aug 21
A Visit To A Modern American Library
A Visit To A Modern American Library
Welcome, dear readers, to our interview with a real live Modern (notice this is written with a large ‘M’ to emphasize the modern that so…
Roger Freed
Aug 21
Unable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth Graders
Unable to Nail Effective Nickname for Kamala Harris, Trump Enlists Help of Fifth Graders
INT: SCHOOL CLASSROOM
Rich Taylor
Aug 21
Project 2025 Was Almost Named Something Else
Project 2025 Was Almost Named Something Else
Top Alternative Names The Heritage Foundation Considered Before Coming Up With This Winner.
David Volk
Aug 21
My iPhone Autocorrects “Hello” To “Hitler,” but Won’t Let Me Type “Constipated”
My iPhone Autocorrects “Hello” To “Hitler,” but Won’t Let Me Type “Constipated”
My doctor gets antisemitic greetings, inaccurate symptoms
John Corten
Aug 21
What The Queen Really Thought About Trump: Revealing Insights
What The Queen Really Thought About Trump: Revealing Insights
“We were not amused!”
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 21
I Can’t Remember Your Birthday
I Can’t Remember Your Birthday
And I won’t remember if you told me.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 21
A Bad Deed Gets Rewarded
A Bad Deed Gets Rewarded
My mother’s eyes shot darts at me but I continued to compliment her friend
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 20
How to Perfect that High-Pitched Porn Star Squeal as You Pretend to Orgasm
How to Perfect that High-Pitched Porn Star Squeal as You Pretend to Orgasm
The secret to making him love you is very high frequency
Christine Stevens
Aug 20
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