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Top Trump Truths From Debate
Top Trump Truths From Debate
Not Everything He Said Was A Total Lie
David Volk
Jul 1
This Is How We Lose
F. U. NYT And All Those Others
David Volk
Jul 1
Premature Election 2024. Part 10 (Knocking Off).
Premature Election 2024. Part 10 (Knocking Off).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a prepayment meter is a unit of distance, like the…
Fatchecker
Jul 1
Oklahoma Orders Bible to Be Taught in Public Schools
Oklahoma Orders Bible to Be Taught in Public Schools
They can’t let silly things like the Constitution get in their way
Johnny Robish
Jun 30
I Want to Visit Canada, Where the Men Without Hats Dance in Safety
I Want to Visit Canada, Where the Men Without Hats Dance in Safety
I want to visit that Canada of hatless men.
Sarah Totton
Jun 30
AI Bans Humanizing of its Writing, Issac Asimov Rises From Dead For Victory Lap
AI Bans Humanizing of its Writing, Issac Asimov Rises From Dead For Victory Lap
John Corten
Jun 30
What Ever Happened to Wilson?
What Ever Happened to Wilson?
and why you won’t see him in beach movies anymore
Allen R Smith
Jun 30
Scientists: Your Ego Is The Result Of An Intense Five-Year Period Of Indoctrination
Scientists: Your Ego Is The Result Of An Intense Five-Year Period Of Indoctrination
You’re not going to escape it by reading just one blog article.
Clem Samson
Jun 29
Stop complaining about penis size; let’s talk about vagina size for a change?
Stop complaining about penis size; let’s talk about vagina size for a change?
Sex advice by Deni: Personal sex tips from a woman who knows
Hm Samarel
Jun 29
Hell Clicker Is Back
Hell Clicker Is Back
And just in time to cheer you up after that god-awful Presidential debate.
Christine Stevens
Jun 29
Sorry honey, I can’t tie you up in bed for sex.
Sorry honey, I can’t tie you up in bed for sex.
Sugar, kitten, baby-kins, I’m sorry. I can’t tie you up tonight and probe you with sex toys. And believe me, your sexual and erotic…
Matt Walsh
Jun 28
Did the Gen Z Start a Humorous Revolution in My Country?
Did the Gen Z Start a Humorous Revolution in My Country?
The photo above captures a Gen Z protester in Kenya, smoking directly from a teargas canister. He was heard quipping that the police should…
Johnmark Odoyo
Jun 28
where you’ve been
where you’ve been
two thousand and twenty four, act III
Jesse Ya Diul
Jun 28
Lullaby of Birdland.
Lullaby of Birdland.
That’s if we ever get the birds to shut up.
Robert Cormack
Jun 28
The Valuable Coin That Wasn’t
The Valuable Coin That Wasn’t
Move over crypto, make room for Ceasar
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 28
Top Reasons I’m Not Panicked
Top Reasons I’m Not Panicked
Last Night’s Debate Wasn’t Great, But Here’s The Good News….
David Volk
Jun 28
If The Next Debate Had These Changes, People Would Watch
If The Next Debate Had These Changes, People Would Watch
Even better, people might change their minds
Steve Uppendahl
Jun 28
The One Scene in the Movie — The Apprentice — That Has Trump and His Team Worried The Most
The One Scene in the Movie — The Apprentice — That Has Trump and His Team Worried The Most
“Spot on!” say reviewers — “It has to be stopped!” says Trump
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jun 28
Premature Election 2024. Part 9 (Week Leaders).
Premature Election 2024. Part 9 (Week Leaders).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks rent arrears is a character from the X-Men, like the…
Fatchecker
Jun 28
My children made me piss myself
My children made me piss myself
Yet, I’m the dickhead
Southside Dublin mom
Jun 27
Stumbling My Way Off the Presidential Debate Stage and Ballot
Stumbling My Way Off the Presidential Debate Stage and Ballot
When I was 5, I remember telling my dad I wanted to someday be president. He smiled and began peppering me with questions, clearly enjoying…
Greg Schwem
Jun 27
My Grandson Is An Absolute Hoot!!!
My Grandson Is An Absolute Hoot!!!
In an Idiomatic kind of way…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 27
Mid-Western University to Remain Exhaustingly Liberal After Disagreement Over Fall 2024 Curriculum…
Mid-Western University to Remain Exhaustingly Liberal After Disagreement Over Fall 2024 Curriculum…
Unwilling to resolve key differences on how to properly view established principles concerning Brain-Based Learning, Epistemology, and…
Wesley Jansen
Jun 27
Supreme Court Releases Ill-Timed Hip-Hop Collaboration With RNC
Supreme Court Releases Ill-Timed Hip-Hop Collaboration With RNC
The Supreme Court of the United States, mired in several scandals that have exposed apparent political bias by multiple conservative…
John Corten
Jun 27
How To Stand With Palestine and Also Have a Big Nose
How To Stand With Palestine and Also Have a Big Nose
Sincerely, your Friendly Neighborhood Jew
Emily Cerrito
Jun 27
Hawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On Cocks
Hawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On Cocks
The internet finally does something helpful to advance sex-positivity.
Dan Dore
Jun 27
The GENIUS Idea of a Republican — No, Really, It’s Fucking Genius
The GENIUS Idea of a Republican — No, Really, It’s Fucking Genius
“Don’t Look At It,” can solve SO many problems
Steve Uppendahl
Jun 27
“Rawdogging” on Flights is a Thing
“Rawdogging” on Flights is a Thing
But it’s not my thing. Yet.
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Jun 27
Drumpf Displays His Battle Wounds
Drumpf Displays His Battle Wounds
Takes on sharks, batteries, and Biden
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 26
Hue and Cry
Hue and Cry
Paint Sample Card Collecting has Retailers Seeing Red
Mike Noble
Jun 26
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