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Scientists: Answering the Critics of My So-Called Nihilism
Scientists: Answering the Critics of My So-Called Nihilism
Believing in nothing is in fact the very opposite of nihilism. It is believing in that which can never be contradicted.
Clem Samson
Sep 10
Proof That The Best Stories Do Not Rise to the Top
Proof That The Best Stories Do Not Rise to the Top
Because apparently you prefer to read about poo
Susie Kearley MBA
Sep 10
On the road, speed has its limits
On the road, speed has its limits
Mike unfolded the sheet of paper. His brows furrowed. It was a message instead of a speeding ticket.
Maliha Noushin
Sep 10
Our Pest Control Service Is Just an Old Lady Who’ll Eat Anything
Our Pest Control Service Is Just an Old Lady Who’ll Eat Anything
Who needs Mikey? We’ve got Helen.
Sarah Totton
Sep 10
4 New Literary Agents Seeking Memoirs, Nonfiction and Your Imminent Destruction
4 New Literary Agents Seeking Memoirs, Nonfiction and Your Imminent Destruction
Here are four new literary agents who are actively looking to destroy you.
r.j. kushner
Sep 10
Records Reveal Drumpf Cognitive Test Was Faked
Records Reveal Drumpf Cognitive Test Was Faked
Candidate promises to falsify a new test to prove he’s sound
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 9
In and Out of Jail
In and Out of Jail
Yakov, is eighty-seven years old. He knows about a park in East New York where he can feed the pigeons while waiting for prostitutes…
Royal Alvis
Sep 9
Has Your Butt Died Yet?
Has Your Butt Died Yet?
Don’t laugh, it’s here and it’s coming after you
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 9
Your Daily Emails from That Company You Ordered One Thing from One Time
Your Daily Emails from That Company You Ordered One Thing from One Time
You didn’t know this would be an ongoing relationship
Chelsea Resnick
Sep 9
A New and Better Way to Cover the Trump — Harris Race
A New and Better Way to Cover the Trump — Harris Race
Leave it to The Road Runner and Wylie Coyote
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 9
Delivery Please
Delivery Please
Hold The Booger
Brian Patrick
Sep 9
Top Things I Can Do Now That School Has Started Again
Top Things I Can Do Now That School Has Started Again
Can You Say “Fathers Gone Wild?”
David Volk
Sep 9
Grow up, America
Grow up, America
There’s something you don’t get to do with your gun(s).
Kristen Bollinger Shah
Sep 9
I’m A Law Student And It’s Not Funny
I’m A Law Student And It’s Not Funny
Let’s just say, nine-year-old me had no idea what he was signing up for.
Amurawaiye Rotimi Adeoluwa
Sep 9
Drumpf Wins Debate Against Harris
Drumpf Wins Debate Against Harris
Scheduled at last minute as a surprise for voters
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 8
Everything Makes You Happy
Everything Makes You Happy
Once you go post-ego. Everything!
Clem Samson
Sep 8
5 Signs You’re More Attractive Than You Think
5 Signs You’re More Attractive Than You Think
Ever wondered if you’re actually a hidden gem in a sea of pebbles?
Ricky
Sep 8
You Want My Eyeballs? Pay Me.
You Want My Eyeballs? Pay Me.
At least cover the cost of eye drops.
Chris Raymond
Sep 8
Single Women Can’t Swim
Single Women Can’t Swim
It’s time for men to change their behavior.
Honorata Onanisma
Sep 8
Is It Bad to Pretend You Have Kids for the Sake of a Solid Comedy Premise?
Is It Bad to Pretend You Have Kids for the Sake of a Solid Comedy Premise?
Okay, what about a shaky premise?
John Corten
Sep 8
This Weather Is Giving Me BPSLE (Big Pumpkin Spice Latte Energy)
This Weather Is Giving Me BPSLE (Big Pumpkin Spice Latte Energy)
One morning you wake up and something is different both internally and externally. On a special day in September or October, BOOM, it…
Meg Scanlon
Sep 8
The Boy Who Said Things
The Boy Who Said Things
But was never truly heard
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 8
Good Vs. Bad
Good Vs. Bad
A simplification for our and all political times
Terry Trueman
Sep 7
Influencer Cancelled for Using Racially Problematic Language At Four Years Old
Influencer Cancelled for Using Racially Problematic Language At Four Years Old
“There’s no excuse!”
Brian Theobald
Sep 7
Trust Me, Bro, I’m an Expert (At Being Confidently Wrong)
Trust Me, Bro, I’m an Expert (At Being Confidently Wrong)
You have typhoid, you too, and you too
TheUnknownDoktor🐙
Sep 7
I’m writing a blockbuster novel. I just need a plot and characters.
I’m writing a blockbuster novel. I just need a plot and characters.
Can you say, Pulitzer? Look out, literary world.
Matt Walsh
Sep 7
15 More Strange Signs A Person Is Highly Intelligent
15 More Strange Signs A Person Is Highly Intelligent
Number seven may surprise you!
Christine Stevens
Sep 6
Will Quantum Computers Lead to Job Losses?
Will Quantum Computers Lead to Job Losses?
Quantum Computing, A Threat to Jobs or an Opportunity for Growth?
Presh marvis
Sep 6
The Lies Have It
The Lies Have It
Trump is a serial liar
Eric Milch
Sep 6
Stacy’s Mom Has NOT Got It Going On!
Stacy’s Mom Has NOT Got It Going On!
What a b*tch!
Adam Robinson
Sep 6
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