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Experience Joy Without Ceasing
Experience Joy Without Ceasing
The Way of the Pilgrim and Post-Ego
Clem Samson
Aug 5
Nothing but a Russian-Hack Spy Story
Nothing but a Russian-Hack Spy Story
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Aug 5
Mob Rules (Thug Life)
Mob Rules (Thug Life)
Picture goes wavy and we’re back in the past….
Fatchecker
Aug 5
An Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-Newbie
An Open, Appreciative Letter to the Medium Community From a Semi-Newbie
This is gonna get a little sappy. Deal with it, you wonderful jerks
John Corten
Aug 4
Did He Screw Himself ?
Did He Screw Himself ?
Why shop at Whole Foods when you can buy elsewhere at much less cost.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 4
I Am Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Junk
I Am Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati’s Junk
And I am so sorry
Christine Stevens
Aug 4
Fall of The Maxwell House of Usher
Fall of The Maxwell House of Usher
Good enough to the last drop
Spyder Darling
Aug 4
Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Doubles Down on Childless Cat Lady Remarks
Republican VP Hopeful JD Vance Doubles Down on Childless Cat Lady Remarks
And plans to make big bucks off it too!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 4
Ideas for a Hallmark Greeting Card for Your Ex on Your Ex-anniversary
Ideas for a Hallmark Greeting Card for Your Ex on Your Ex-anniversary
“Feeling Nothing for You on This Day” is number one
Ruby Lee
Aug 4
Everyday Post-Ego Practice For The Permanent Natural High
Everyday Post-Ego Practice For The Permanent Natural High
The simple path to inner peace
Clem Samson
Aug 3
Can You Spare Six Seconds for a Kiss?
Can You Spare Six Seconds for a Kiss?
How about 20 ticks for a hug
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 3
Trump Adds His Own Book To The Bible
Trump Adds His Own Book To The Bible
The Gospel According To Trump
Roger Freed
Aug 3
Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers
Flounders Only: The New Dating Site For Bottom-Dwellers
Anyone should get more than zero matches here
John Corten
Aug 3
You Won’t Understand This Anyway
You Won’t Understand This Anyway
Seems to me I’m the youngest person writing blogs in this neck of the woods.
Ivana Klara
Aug 3
Doom With A View
Doom With A View
Back in the New, New York Groove
Spyder Darling
Aug 3
Why My Wife Cuddles Cows.
Why My Wife Cuddles Cows.
It keeps her out of the pigsty.
Robert Cormack
Aug 3
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Drumpf Demands Prisoner Recall
Claims Biden/Harris cheated to hurt his chances at reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 2
Mama Bear’s Amazing Reaction to Man Saving Her Cubs
Mama Bear’s Amazing Reaction to Man Saving Her Cubs
You won’t believe this amazing clickbait — I mean, story!
Christine Stevens
Aug 2
Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
Kamala’s Running Mate REVEALED
And it’s not who you think.
Joe Bee
Aug 2
Lend Me Your Ear
Lend Me Your Ear
Or the 250 word confession
P T Adams
Aug 2
Who Loves You More?
Who Loves You More?
Between your spouse and dog, there’s a simple test
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 2
Paws and Reflect
Paws and Reflect
Dewie’s Honest Critique of My Cat-Parenting Skills
Allen R Smith
Aug 2
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Good In Bed
The answer might surprise you!
Christine's Adventures
Aug 2
Southern Cross (Technical Version)
Southern Cross (Technical Version)
Apologies to Crosby, Stills & Nash, Masters of the Sea (Song)
Sara Harvey
Aug 2
Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy
Trump To Replace JD Vance With Eight-Year-Old Boy
“Time to reboot the franchise”
Patrick Metzger
Aug 2
Project 2025 Adds More Bricks
Project 2025 Adds More Bricks
All In All, It’s Just Another Brick In The Wall…
David Volk
Aug 2
White Saviors For Kamala
White Saviors For Kamala
When a woman of color needed help, she prayed to the White Saviors, and they appeared on a Zoom call.
Joe Bee
Aug 2
Snoop Dogg, Manning and Clarkson covering Olympics? Please, no!
Snoop Dogg, Manning and Clarkson covering Olympics? Please, no!
There are fails and there are fails. This one is Olympic-sized.
Matt Walsh
Aug 2
Vice President Harris Has Some of Her Advisors in A Quandary
Vice President Harris Has Some of Her Advisors in A Quandary
Why? Because she’s got spunk, and she’s got IDEAS!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 2
How I learned my brother was my half-brother.
How I learned my brother was my half-brother.
You’re never too old for a family surprise!
Matt Walsh
Aug 2
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