When my toddler throws down, she’s throwing milk.
When life begins, humor ends.
Most kids absolutely love glasses.
How did Oct 31 become dress your daughter like a stripper day?
Parenting with profanity doesn’t score many points with my wife
When suspicious, unintimidating, suburban guys tell each other to leave the sandbox, it doesn’t work
My wife is an excellent chef, except when she tries to poison me
My infant learned quickly that not all nipples are created equally.
