Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 22, 2022

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TRUMP EXPOSED?

Has he finally really lost his mind?

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 30, 2022

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Ozzy Ozbourne leaving USA

“I’d rather swim in an ocean filled with shit than spend one more bloody…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 16, 2022

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MEGA HUDDLE OF WALRUS SINK BEZOS MEGA YACHT

“They came at night. We were completely defenseless…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 25, 2022

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Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, and DB Cooper FOUND in now dried-up Lake Mead.

“We were afraid this might…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 12, 2022

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TX Bans Shower Sex until Drought is over.

Gov. Abbott deputizes over 100 pastor wives to enforce his…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 29, 2022

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BREAKING: NASA SECRETLY PLANS MISSION TO MOON!

“Artemis? No, I have no idea what you’re talking…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 15, 2022

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Rand Paul (R) drafts the “Right to be an Asshole” bill.

“It’s the defacto right of rich old white guys…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 26, 2022

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Giant GMO bats released to kill mosquitos.

“They’re about as big as your typical collie but with a…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 19, 2022

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Ford to make Electric Mustang that burns old Tires. In a tiny Oven.

“Why should Dodge have all the…

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Sexy Hermit in The Hmmingbird

Aug 17, 2022

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BREAKING: Eisenhower's family cloned Dwight D. to bring back moderation to GOP.

“Everyone is acting…

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